"'Out of touch' like Hell!!!" Please come CAPTION Mitt (each man is an island) Romney!!!!

[skip fox]

Mitt (Please don't touch) Romney is saying: "I don't know where people get this notion I don't know what their lives are like or what's going on in the minds of the common man. . . . That's simply not true. . . . I read lots of blogs and had a dog with fleas once."

[skip fox]

1. "And in college I had a mean little blues collection. . . . Do you know Mississippi John Hurt?"

[HopeHoops]

2. "I just farted!"

[wandy]

3. Great new microcode upgrade. Why I almost look human!

[Evasporque]

4. "My Wife's horse is in the Olympics...I paid for that. Obama has done nothing."...nt

[Initech]

5. "How many people in this audience haven't been fired yet?"

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

6. "Bush had the Smirk, I got the Smug".

[Megahurtz]

7. God fer fuckin bid if this guy gets in

oh please no.

[skip fox]

8. "And I'm hip, too. I know all the lyrics of all the Monkeys albums!"

[skip fox]

9. "And I like to sing 'Rocky Mountain High' on the karaoke set-up in my man-cave

in my 1/2 acre basement."

[skip fox]

10. "And just like other kids, I had a baseball card collection. Each Friday,

the chaauffer would buy $30 of bubble gum and give me the cards to go through.

And I sorted through them all myself!"

[soccer1]

11. The "commoner's" chocolate covered donut?

Try as I may, I just can't seem to swallow it. Stuck in my throat, it is.

[hifiguy]

12. "I am The Derp incarnate." nt

[skip fox]

13. "I'm so down to earth I can change a tire and I take out the garbage

when the kitchen butler is on vacation."