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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"Maybe he'll just have to sing something himself. He probably thinks he has a great voice.
He thinks he does everything great."
-Idina Menzel ("Let it Go" , commenting on Trump's difficulty getting people to perform at his inauguration. She also said, "It's Karma, baby."
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5853db21e4b0b3ddfd8c1366
DavidDvorkin
(19,479 posts)This will be the most spectacular inauguration in history.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,183 posts)People are going to get tired of marveling how unspeakably GREAT this inauguration will be! It's going to be so great, the new administration is going to do it every MONTH!
And people are going to LOVE his acapella version of "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" sung to an adoring Ivanka!
DavidDvorkin
(19,479 posts)niyad
(113,344 posts)pipi_k
(21,020 posts)He has a voice to rival a choir of angels
AND
his when he farts his asshole sounds like the London Symphony Orchestra
SeattleVet
(5,477 posts)he couldn't find the key if he were covered with key pheromones and they turned loose a key in heat on the stage behind him.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,183 posts)...by plugging it in.
NanceGreggs
(27,815 posts)... to re-enact some of the more memorable scenes from his illustrious TV and film career. That'll keep asses firmly planted in their seats.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,183 posts)to perform roundhouse kicks for his adoring crowd. (Which will be the BIGGEST crowd EVER! Believe me!)