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MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
Thu Jun 21, 2012, 04:50 AM Jun 2012

The Republican Party wants to cannibalize our babies...

Now...

It's true: I don't have any facts or figures of actual baby cannibalizations.

It's true: I've never seen or heard of a Republican actually eating a baby with my own eyes.

It's true: If you'll ask a Republican if they want to eat our babies, they're going to deny it.

But…

I know in my heart that they're lying when they say that they won't eat our babies. If you don't believe me, just look it up on the net… The DAMNING proof is ALL THERE!

I'm sure that if you'll look hard enough in the Ryan budget you'll find expenditures for baby-sized iron cauldrons, just big enough to cook a baby. Huh-huh?

Or, why do you think that they're all anti-abortion? Because they want plenty of babies to eat, of course.

Or, why does Fox News NEVER report about rampant Republican baby eating? The fact that they're covering it up is pretty damning evidence right there.

And Chris Christie obviously likes his babies Kosher:



No one has ever heard of seen of this child after this picture was taken… You won't find any news of it on the net. IT'S A COVER UP!

We have to save our babies, we have to stop the Republicans from eating them.

We need a Constitutional Amendment to keep the Republicans from eating anymore babies.

We need to call Congress and tell the Republicans there to stop eating our babies.

We need the President to stand up for Attorney General Holder in his fight for his life. He's standing up for our babies, we must stand up for him.

We must stop this tragedy from happening anymore:


Republicans, STOP EATING OUR BABIES!!!!



(Disclaimer: This OP is dedicated to Rachel Maddow for exposing how and why the Republican Party has gone off the deep end in their partisan, conspiracy theory driven witch hunt against AG Holder.)

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The Republican Party wants to cannibalize our babies... (Original Post) MrScorpio Jun 2012 OP
Link to TRMS - that segment was an awesome piece of reporting kristopher Jun 2012 #1
You know, the funny thing is that GWB was a well known kitten eater... MrScorpio Jun 2012 #4
The proof is that they haven't cannibalized our babies lunatica Jun 2012 #2
Some people say... JHB Jun 2012 #3

kristopher

(29,798 posts)
1. Link to TRMS - that segment was an awesome piece of reporting
Thu Jun 21, 2012, 06:55 AM
Jun 2012

She walked us through a complex review of what is being the Contempt vote against Holder and shows it for the insanity it truly is. If you haven't seen this show go here and watch these segments.

http://maddowblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/20/12327772-links-for-the-620-trms


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MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
4. You know, the funny thing is that GWB was a well known kitten eater...
Thu Jun 21, 2012, 07:13 PM
Jun 2012


But now since that a virulent case of Obama Derangement Syndrome has driven the current gaggle of Republicans into the madness of mass baby cannibalization, they've gone so far over the edge that even a kitten chomper like Junior himself would be way out of place in their party today.

lunatica

(53,410 posts)
2. The proof is that they haven't cannibalized our babies
Thu Jun 21, 2012, 06:59 AM
Jun 2012

thereby lulling us into a false sense of security so they can then pounce on our babies and cannibalize them!

Q.E.D.

Thanks Rachel for finally explaining it to us.

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