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An Alternative "Night Before Christmas" by trumpster fire
trumpster fire
5:50 AM PST
TWAS THREE WEEKS BEFORE CHRISTMAS and all through the trailer,
It smelled of stale cigarettes, vomit and abject failure.
The sweat socks were stuck to the wall mounted Billy Bass with haste,
We had to use thumb tacks cause’ we tried huffin’ the adhesive from the tape.
Me in my “LOCK HER UP” t-shirt and Maw in her red MAGA cap,
We had just blacked out into a methamphetamine/Bud-Light fueled nap.
WHEN OUT IN THE CONDEM STREWN side lot we heard such a rucus,
I done thought it was a raid by the feds, finally comin’ to f__k us.
When what to my bloodshot eyes did appear,
but a drunken trumpenfuhrer O’ Claus carrying a 12 pack of beer.
He told us his father never loved him and he had a hole in his soul,
And that he couldn’t wait to gut the EPA and melt the North Pole.
He said NAFTA was for losers and NATO for punks,
And that he was really a Democrat and that we were both chumps.
HE admitted that he was never gonna “BUILD THAT WALL”,
But instead would drop a nuke on Mexico and just kill em’ all.
Done talkin’ now, he rose to his feet,
His breath smelled faintly of tic tacs and pickled meat.
His driver was waiting patiently in the street for the drive back to trump tower,
Where he would continue to tweet from his toilet while waiting to seize power.
He stumbled to his car, and took out his dog whistle,
Shouted I’m a NAZI, I hate people of color and will shower the Middle East with missiles .
I heard him bellow as he drove out of sight,
I’m the King o’ the world and my opposition should be shakin’ from fright.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/trump-isnt-hitler-but-the-united-states-could-be-another-germany/2016/12/05/9f026004-bb15-11e6-91ee-1adddfe36cbe_story.html?tid=pm_opinions_pop&utm_term=.09298ee50a6c#comments
5:50 AM PST
TWAS THREE WEEKS BEFORE CHRISTMAS and all through the trailer,
It smelled of stale cigarettes, vomit and abject failure.
The sweat socks were stuck to the wall mounted Billy Bass with haste,
We had to use thumb tacks cause’ we tried huffin’ the adhesive from the tape.
Me in my “LOCK HER UP” t-shirt and Maw in her red MAGA cap,
We had just blacked out into a methamphetamine/Bud-Light fueled nap.
WHEN OUT IN THE CONDEM STREWN side lot we heard such a rucus,
I done thought it was a raid by the feds, finally comin’ to f__k us.
When what to my bloodshot eyes did appear,
but a drunken trumpenfuhrer O’ Claus carrying a 12 pack of beer.
He told us his father never loved him and he had a hole in his soul,
And that he couldn’t wait to gut the EPA and melt the North Pole.
He said NAFTA was for losers and NATO for punks,
And that he was really a Democrat and that we were both chumps.
HE admitted that he was never gonna “BUILD THAT WALL”,
But instead would drop a nuke on Mexico and just kill em’ all.
Done talkin’ now, he rose to his feet,
His breath smelled faintly of tic tacs and pickled meat.
His driver was waiting patiently in the street for the drive back to trump tower,
Where he would continue to tweet from his toilet while waiting to seize power.
He stumbled to his car, and took out his dog whistle,
Shouted I’m a NAZI, I hate people of color and will shower the Middle East with missiles .
I heard him bellow as he drove out of sight,
I’m the King o’ the world and my opposition should be shakin’ from fright.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/trump-isnt-hitler-but-the-united-states-could-be-another-germany/2016/12/05/9f026004-bb15-11e6-91ee-1adddfe36cbe_story.html?tid=pm_opinions_pop&utm_term=.09298ee50a6c#comments
