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Satire: Trump to Replace Secret Service with Special Guards
Citing a constant barrage of threats, President for Life Donald Trump has announced that the traditional Secret Service personnel who have protected previous Presidents will be replaced by elite forces dedicated to that job. Termed as the Secret Army (SA), it will be staffed with hand-selected military security personnel who have made an oath of allegiance to Trump. A smaller, heavily armed contingent, to be called the Special Security Handlers (SSH) will accompany President for Life Trump at all times to protect him.
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