Beaver walks into Md. store, finds only artificial Christmas trees, and proceeds to trash it

[ehrnst]

I share his opinion on artificial trees.

The beaver was apprehended at a dollar store in Charlotte Hall, Md., the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement, apparently after browsing the selection of artificial Christmas trees and trashing the place.

"The “suspect attempted to flee the area,” as the sheriff’s office put it in a statement, but it was apprehended by animal control and turned over to an animal rehabilitator — hopefully not just to be released into the wild, but to be taught basic shopping etiquette."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/local/wp/2016/12/01/cute-beaver-trashes-store-after-holiday-shopping-in-maryland/?utm_term=.bb98e6f08e56

[Barack_America]

1. We're going out in the wild to hunt for ours in a few hours.

I've got my heart set on a concolor fir. I've got a sapling (slowly) growing and I'd like to be reminded what I'll end up with, lol.