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VAIL, Colo. -- A bear was rescued after driving itself into a tree in the town of Grand Lake last Saturday.
The bear was trapped inside the vehicle when it put the car in neutral, striking a tree on County Road 4651 in Grand Lake, according to the VailDaily.
Colorado Parks and Wildlife officials were notified of the incident and the bear was released. No other information regarding the incident was immediately available.
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/mountains/bear-drives-car-into-tree-in-grand-lake-in-grand-county
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The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,900 posts)Behind the Aegis
(54,020 posts)I know it is anecdotal, but...
Pacifist Patriot
(24,654 posts)Solly Mack
(90,792 posts)And what became of the picnic basket?
Behind the Aegis
(54,020 posts)I don't have any evidence, but I just know it was Ranger Smith who set this up! He has long been known as an anti-Ursanite!
Solly Mack
(90,792 posts)And thank you.
sinkingfeeling
(51,482 posts)2naSalit
(86,843 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)(Courtesy DUer trusty elf)
Wilms
(26,795 posts)Judi Lynn
(160,649 posts)Wilms
(26,795 posts)underpants
(182,950 posts)Which would make sense. He's in the woods.
tavernier
(12,410 posts)Rex
(65,616 posts)How do bears buy beer without any pockets?
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Rex
(65,616 posts)I hear beer prices are grizzly in that neck of the woods.
underpants
(182,950 posts)Sometimes they have to pandahandle
Rex
(65,616 posts)does it make a sound?
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)So, yes.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)are you going to try to make him pay for it?
Rex
(65,616 posts)But yeah good point, I guess I won't ask for ID.
underpants
(182,950 posts)Hey baby, what's ursine?
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)I heard this was his fifth DUI. Take his keys away!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Orrex
(63,234 posts)immediately after release.
Rex
(65,616 posts)Cops found 10 pounds of stolen honey! Local bee community relieved.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)That resonates well with the Kermit/Fozzie reference upthread.
tonyt53
(5,737 posts)Renew Deal
(81,883 posts)central scrutinizer
(11,665 posts)But for shitting in the woods
Nuclear Unicorn
(19,497 posts)underpants
(182,950 posts)underpants
(182,950 posts)Play Dead
denbot
(9,901 posts)Nice one!
n2doc
(47,953 posts)Sophiegirl
(2,338 posts)A silly thread to lift my spirits.
Hassin Bin Sober
(26,347 posts)SticksnStones
(2,108 posts)Oh Colorado, you disappoint us ~
lpbk2713
(42,769 posts)"That'll cost you three jars of hunny."