Proposed Constitutional Amendment - Presidential Eligibility

[FrodosPet]

Article Two Section 1 Clause 5 shall be amended as follows: No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States, or who has voluntarily been a guest on "The Howard Stern Show."

[Cresent City Kid]

1. We need that 9th Supreme Court Justice

to determine whether Bababooey's employment disqualifies him.

[Takket]

2. nor shall anyone who took part in a WWE event*

* - except Dwayne Johnson. I'd straight up vote for him.

[FrodosPet]

3. But only if Jim Cornette is Press Secretary

(Note: In wrestling terminology, to "shoot" is to tell the truth, as opposed to "work" or "kayfabe", which is following the storyline).