BREAKING NEWS: Trump says he has "definitive proof" that accusers against him are lying.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Trump added that his "definitive proof" exonorating was contained within his recent tax returns, which he claimed he did not need to disclose as they had no bearing on his run for office and the public wouldn't understand them anyways.

Details at Eleven.

[gopiscrap]

1. Seriously? WTF?

[DUgosh]

2. He will present facts

At Melania press conference

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

3. It'll come out around the same time as his tax returns. And the Michelle Obama "Whitey" tape.

[Sophiegirl]

4. Sure he does.

[TreasonousBastard]

5. It's buried under the proof Obama was born in Africa.

[napi21]

6. OK. Is he going to prove a negative? (Which is impossible!) And what the he** is the connection to

a tax return? This guys language is sure not the English I learned.

[Dreamer Tatum]

7. It's a sworn affidavit by a person he claims was there

"I was there, and I must tell you, they're lying, because Mr. Trump couldn't have, and by the way I've never met Mr. Trump before, but I'm a great admirer of his. So there's no way they could be telling the truth, and it's amazing, you know, the support that Mr. Trump is getting, and I know for a fact that he loves the women, the blacks, and the mexicos as well, and all of this, in all honesty, is just drummed by the Clintons, who are, by the way criminals."

--- Tronald Dump, a person who was there*


* and who is telling the truth, I mean, this is a sworn affidavit, and if it's sworn, then it's the truth, let me assure you.

[Scurrilous]

8. ....

[underpants]

9. I guess Guy Mann wasn't available

[Maeve]

10. And John Miller will back me up. And John Barron, too!!

So there.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

12. Meredith McIver will be there too! nt

[Brother Buzz]

15. Is Tronald Dump Bob Boudelang's nom de plume?

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

17. Hey, how did you get that transcript?!!

[Laf.La.Dem.]

11. I, for one, will take Trump at his word!!!

[gordianot]

13. I am actually surprised Trump has not claimed he was groped by women.

After all he is rich, always available, knows everything and has beautiful unique hair. His tiny hands must be very sensitive.

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

14. Yeah, sure he does

He's probably "hearing" they are lying.

[Initech]

16. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[MFM008]

18. He will produce

When he releases those tax returns.

[patsimp]

19. he will release the proof at the conclusion of the current safety audit of his hotels.