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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsAre you pissed that all Noble Gases demonstrate low chemical reactivity?
I, for one, am fed up with these classist, elitist vapors.
It's long past time that we evacuate these snobbish elements.
Buckeye_Democrat
(14,855 posts)yellowcanine
(35,699 posts)Can an exception be made for neon?
central scrutinizer
(11,652 posts)Get off your ass and do something
lpbk2713
(42,759 posts)closeupready
(29,503 posts)BlueStreak
(8,377 posts)Schools should not be allowed to force feed all that noble gas junk to our children.
trotsky
(49,533 posts)but it turns out they argon already.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)PJMcK
(22,037 posts)Quite clever of you.
Of course, you do know that all Noble Gases are male, right?
Your sense of humor has a periodic quality to it.
CherokeeDem
(3,709 posts)Evacuate!!!!
Rex
(65,616 posts)There is nothing noble about my dog farting, it is horrible.
Gormy Cuss
(30,884 posts)they're no prizes
SwankyXomb
(2,030 posts)Krypton gave us this:
Buckeye_Democrat
(14,855 posts)... from the periodic table (a large poster) as he pointed to the symbols.
When it was my turn, he pointed to "Kr" and I accidentally said, "Kryptonite." Several students laughed hysterically as I said, "I mean Krypton! Krypton!"
I guess that was really funny to a bunch of my fellow "honors" students back then.
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)kwassa
(23,340 posts)You neon.
ThoughtCriminal
(14,047 posts)and out the door, out of the building and as far down the street as we can run
Nothing elitist about Dioxygen difluorid, it will react with almost anything!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dioxygen_difluoride
Frank Cannon
(7,570 posts)The bartender says, "You can't come in here! We don't serve noble gases!"
Helium doesn't react.
jmowreader
(50,560 posts)No one ever discusses the Ignoble Gases!
Come on. How can we possibly live without such disreputable vapors as flatus, methyl mercaptan, skunk spray and durians?
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)Fozzledick
(3,860 posts)They're much more positive!
Bucky
(54,027 posts)madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)Just have to see the movie!!