I wonder how stable Trump's blood pressure is now.

[Siwsan]

I wonder if his Dr. Feelgood is joining him on the campaign trail.

[malaise]

1. We're in the middle of the unraveling

[Siwsan]

4. I wasn't expecting this until some time next week

So is there even MORE to come???

[eShirl]

2. his usual Cheeto complexion was Doritos Extreme today

It was a little scarier than usual.

[imanamerican63]

3. Sniffles is at boiling point!

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. He has gone from Cheeto orange to Beeto red.

[Warpy]

6. His color away from the grease paint and spray tan has not been good

for some time. While I imagine he's got a doctor somewhere on staff, he's far too arrogant to take any of the better advice.

[Portland_Anni]

7. Trump will do everyone a big favor if he would just drop dead

I'm sure he would make more sense to the world as a naturally newly deceased corpse. But you would have to excuse me if I didn't find his demise upsetting.

[Nye Bevan]

8. That would certainly be the most face-saving exit for him at this point.

People would pretend to be sad and many might even say semi-nice things about him.

[subterranean]

9. I wouldn't want that to happen.

At least not until after he loses the election.

[Portland_Anni]

13. Agreed. But it would be just like that bastard to die

and steal headlines at an inconvenient time. Naturally though, I don't see how it would be likely to be much mourning except for the ones stiffed by him in his will.

[rurallib]

10. Wonder how many lines he's doing these days

[demosincebirth]

12. He doesn't have blood in his veins, he has green slime in 'em.