The Black Adder (DUer) wanted a song in tune of Hound Dog for Trump's Sex Crap.
I had to oblige, being a Hollywood writer and producer. Enjoy:
You ain't nothing but a horn dog
Fucking all the time
You ain't nothing but a horn dog
Schmucking all the time
You ain't never caught VD
But you ain't no friend of mine.
We all know you are low class
Because you are a jerk
We know you put the ass in class
Not because of your smirk
You're a pathetic piece of dog shit
You ain't no friend of mine!
You ain't nothing but a horn dog
Makes me throw up all the time
You ain't nothing but a horn dog
You've never grown up any time
You talk like you're fucking brain dead
Still you ain't no friend of mine.
You're gonna a lose because you're an asshole
And that ain't just a lie (you're a fucktard too)
You thought you could be president
For that, you must be hi (cocaine's a helluva a drug)
Well, you're going to kill the GOP
So now you're a friend of mine (well, not really)
You ain't nothing but a horn dog
Fucking all the time
You ain't nothing but a horn dog
Schmucking all the time
You ain't never caught VD
But you ain't no friend of mine.
