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packman

(16,296 posts) Wed Sep 21, 2016, 01:56 PM Sep 2016

If Trump was a candy bar

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If Trump was a candy bar (Original Post) packman Sep 2016 OP

I was going to say Kit Kat Charles Bukowski Sep 2016 #1

Good one! n/t True Dough Sep 2016 #2

If Trump was a candy bar, he'd be floating in the Country Club swimming pool Brother Buzz Sep 2016 #3

snickers! unblock Sep 2016 #4

... he'd be an empty wrapper inflated with pure media hype 0rganism Sep 2016 #5

How about Nutrageous? bulloney Sep 2016 #6

Empty calories? Check. Nuts? Check. Flashy packaging? Check. Bad for you? Check. bluesbassman Sep 2016 #7

Naw, all of those actually taste good. malthaussen Sep 2016 #8

Chocolate Maru Kitteh Sep 2016 #9

... pinboy3niner Sep 2016 #10

Oh gawd. My teeth hurt just looking at that. Maru Kitteh Sep 2016 #11

Airheads Norbert Sep 2016 #12

Charles Bukowski

(1,132 posts)

1. I was going to say Kit Kat

Reply to packman (Original post)

Wed Sep 21, 2016, 02:00 PM

Sep 2016

but it's missing a K.

True Dough

(17,306 posts)

2. Good one! n/t

Reply to Charles Bukowski (Reply #1)

Wed Sep 21, 2016, 02:01 PM

Sep 2016

Brother Buzz

(36,444 posts)

3. If Trump was a candy bar, he'd be floating in the Country Club swimming pool

Reply to packman (Original post)

Wed Sep 21, 2016, 02:01 PM

Sep 2016

unblock

(52,253 posts)

4. snickers!

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Wed Sep 21, 2016, 02:01 PM

Sep 2016

0rganism

(23,957 posts)

5. ... he'd be an empty wrapper inflated with pure media hype

Reply to packman (Original post)

Wed Sep 21, 2016, 02:03 PM

Sep 2016

of course it would be called something like "AMAZING BEST EVER CANDY BAR REALLY GREAT REALLY BELIEVE IT (WHITES ONLY)", and the fools who bought it would say it's super delicious even though all they get when they pop the wrapper is a whiff of the prefab hype. after all, they don't want to look like the fools they are, and if enough fools come together talking about what great candy the tRump bar is, then who is going to point out that it's just an empty wrapper?

bulloney

(4,113 posts)

6. How about Nutrageous?

Reply to packman (Original post)

Wed Sep 21, 2016, 02:21 PM

Sep 2016

bluesbassman

(19,374 posts)

7. Empty calories? Check. Nuts? Check. Flashy packaging? Check. Bad for you? Check.

Reply to packman (Original post)

Wed Sep 21, 2016, 02:31 PM

Sep 2016

Yeah, Trump is definitely the candy bar of presidential candidates.

malthaussen

(17,204 posts)

8. Naw, all of those actually taste good.

Reply to packman (Original post)

Wed Sep 21, 2016, 02:32 PM

Sep 2016

He'd be a D-Bar. (Obscure reference to a WWII-era military chocolate ration that was deliberately made to taste bad so the troops wouldn't abuse them)

-- Mal