If you are watching Mango in Houston, tell me he doesn't sound drugged.

[Stinky The Clown]

They have him back on the teleprompter. He has clearly never seen the words before. His speech is so monotone he sounds like someone on heavy meds.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I'd love it if somebody hacked his teleprompter

and stuck in a couple of pages from something like Finnegans Wake. See how long it takes him to figure out that it's not his actual speech.

[pinboy3niner]

3. What a hilarious thought!

Though substituting pages from a raunchy romance novel might be better.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. Wouldn't it be fun to see him try to read this:

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The older sisars (Tyrants, regicide is too good for you!) be-
come unbeurrable from age, (the compositor of the farce of
dustiny however makes a thunpledrum mistake by letting off this
pienofarte effect as his furst act as that is where the juke comes
in) having been sort-of-nineknived and chewly removed (this
soldier - author - batman for all his commontoryism is just
another of those souftsiezed bubbles who never quite got the
sandhurst out of his eyes so that the champaign he draws for us
is as flop as a plankrieg) the twinfreer types are billed to make
their reupprearance as the knew kneck and knife knickknots on
the deserted champ de bouteilles.

(from Finnegans Wake)

Or maybe this, from Beowulf:

Hwaet, we gardena in geardagum,
þeodcyninga þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon!
oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum,
monegum mægþum meodosetla ofteah,
egsode eorlas, syððanærest wearð
feasceaft funden; he þæs frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum weorðmyndum þah,
oð þæt him æghwylc ymbsittendra
ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
gomban gyldan; þæt wæs god cyning!

Please, let there be a teleprompter hacker out there somewhere...

[Brother Buzz]

5. Better yet, load up lyrics from Never Gonna Give You Up

The ultimate Rickroll!

[Cracklin Charlie]

9. Perfect!

[demmiblue]

7. I would like to see them hack it with quotes from either:

The Baron Vladimir Harkonnen, or




Lady Cassandra O'Brien

[nolabear]

2. I think it's his adolescent rebellion toward his campaign forcing him to be an adult.

His performance the last few days screams "You can make me do it but you can't make me do it well." The hotel rollout, the listless deliveries, the sporadic outbursts...I'll bet you a beer that the campaign and the GOP are threatening to bail on their support unless he steps in line and he's doing it like a surly child.

[michaz]

4. He came on and I shut my TV off. n/t

[randome]

11. They can fix that autonomic reflex of yours.

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Aspire to inspire.[/center][/font][hr]

[maryellen99]

6. Wonder why he's in Texas instead of in one of the battlegrounds

[Princess Turandot]

8. According to twitter, he's addressing an anti-immigration group there...

which I assume is well received across his hate network whatever the state.

[Cracklin Charlie]

10. Texas may be a battleground.

And they have a shit ton of electoral votes.

[Zen Democrat]

12. He's only 7 points ahead of Hillary in Texas, 39% to 32% with 17% undecided, and new Hispanic voters

[maryellen99]

13. Wow! Did not know that nt

[The Wielding Truth]

14. He is ripping out the hearts of those who have had crime committed against them by

undocumented aliens.

He has seen a tender spot to exploit and pull in the fearful and "wary of strangers" Americans. God this is low.

He is personally blaming Hillary by lying in a sober sympathetic speech. This is wrong and out right evil.

[lindysalsagal]

16. I've decided pouty fRump comes out when they make him say something he doesn't like.

This is his dog-whistle to "his" people that he's only temporarily allowing them to puppet him, so he can take control later.