Dr Oz is going to release Trump's latest "medical" test results on air because why the fuck not.

[NightWatcher]

http://www.mediaite.com/online/report-dr-oz-will-surprise-donald-trump-with-the-results-of-his-physical-on-thursday/

Report: Dr. Oz Will ‘Surprise’ Donald Trump With the Results of His Physical on Thursday



I guess Maury was busy, "Donald, you DO have high cholesterol"!

[liberal N proud]

1. Dr who?

I didn't even know he was still on air.

Guess he hadn't made a big enough joke of himself.

[yellowcanine]

10. If he did use Dr. Who I would definitely tune in!

https://www.searchlock.com/mirror/p?e=1&h=/4dKJHoCJYpiECOd5OFVBpbOiRMsAAspLFeCewoaXEDyCbOSqARKWBrrpqs3rddsWX5+AI4pJOEQZyuO58epQSKI0l9fKZkFWQw1s8vPvWH77U2OSFJ9Lf/Z8Ew8Ljlinx+WaSf6mM3NQA42E5B83dBH4a2gO7c3+Pafxf8lwN4=&u=

[Major Nikon]

2. Very telling when Trump has to use quacks to "prove" he is healthy

[sharp_stick]

3. Maury would have been fantastic

At least then I'd possibly believe it would be a surprise. Can you imagine any campaign actually allowing a surprise reveal of something like this. It's not going to happen not even for a massive hemorrhage of stupidity like the Trump campaign.

Dr. (take green coffee and live forever) Oz:

"Mr. Trump, your blood pressure is a little high as is your cholesterol but really that's great for a 70 year old man. On the other hand the stage 4 prostate cancer might come as a surprise." Wahhh Wahhh Wahhh sound effect.

[MattP]

4. My mom used some skin cream he recommended and I had to cancel her card

To stop the payment from jumping from 10 dollars a month to 100$

[malaise]

5. Half of Dr. Oz’s medical advice is baseless or wrong, study says

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/12/19/half-of-dr-ozs-medical-advice-is-baseless-or-wrong-study-says/
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It’s not hard to understand what makes Dr. Oz so popular. Called “America’s doctor,” syndicated talk-show host Mehmet Oz speaks in a way anyone can understand. Medicine may be complex. But with Dr. Oz, clad in scrubs and crooning to millions of viewers about “miracles” and “revolutionary” breakthroughs, it’s often not. He somehow makes it fun. And people can’t get enough.

“I haven’t seen a doctor in eight years,” the New Yorker quoted one viewer telling Oz. “I’m scared. You’re the only one I trust.”

But is that trust misplaced? Or has Oz, who often peddles miracle cures for weight loss and other maladies, mortgaged medical veracity for entertainment value?

These questions have hammered Oz for months. In June, he was hauled in front of Congress, where Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-Mo.) told him he gave people false hope and criticized his segments as a “recipe for disaster.” Then last month, a study he widely trumpeted lauding coffee bean weight-loss pills was retracted despite Oz’s assertions it could “burn fat fast for anyone who wants to lose weight.”

[Johonny]

6. Over/under on Donald creating a Trump fiish oil Dr. Oz can sell on the air for 125$ a bottle?

[still_one]

7. Ironically, if trump actually had the power, Oz would be include in the demographic that trump wants

to illegally expel

[anoNY42]

8. I dunno,

I'm waiting for the results of the paternity test...

Oh, and please have some haggard ex-lover come on stage and beat Trump with her purse!

[trof]

9. Is this a great country, or what?

How could tRump possibly make it any greater?

[11 Bravo]

11. Donald ... you are NOT the father.

[global1]

12. And Judge Judy Will Adjudicate Trump University....

(sarcasm)

Are you kidding me? Dr. Oz. What a joke. I guess this is going to be an all TV reality show election.

[Else You Are Mad]

13. So a disgraced doctor that will shill for anyone that pays him....

Will be releasing the results of Trump's health records? I see nothing shady about this at all....

[Saphire]

19. wouldn't this be the SECOND disgraced doctor tRump

has paid to give "test results"?

[BeeBee]

14. This election really is a reality show for Trump. n/t

[annabanana]

15. How Absolutely. Utterly. Appropriate.

The only alternative would have been Dr. Phil.

[KittyWampus]

16. Grifters gonna grift.

[Guilded Lilly]

17. Shades of "Network", the 1976 movie

I am reminded of the brilliant movie portraying The Unstable leading The Masses to embrace insanity through network tv.

https://www.google.com/search?q=network+movie&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari

[PasadenaTrudy]

18. Trump would

make Oz our surgeon general, I bet