Hillary needs someone to play the maggot in her debate prep, suggestions?

[Motley13]

I suggest Mel Gibson, he has said horrible racial things & also abusive toward women.

Kevin Spacey might also be good

[piechartking]

1. I've been thinking about this already and I have the winner, hands-down

Bill Maher. If she can survive him impersonating Trump without throttling him in the replica debate stage, she's golden.

[napi21]

4. I second that! I never thought of him, but he'd be great. As an experienced TV comedian,

he understands how Trump manages the audience, and he can be every bit as sly & underhanded. The only prob em I see is that Bill might not be able to play as STUPID as the Trumpster. Bill is very knowledgeable about world affairs, the Trumpster talks like someone who's never been outside of Manhattan.

[backscatter712]

6. Maher would be good.

Not sure if he can do a good Trump impersonation, which is why I suggested Will Ferrell. Maybe Jim Carrey could do this too.

[KewlKat]

7. Yep, Bill Maher

[cali]

10. I third that. Great suggestion. And I'd pay to see it.

[csziggy]

2. Kevin Spacey could play a maggot convincely

And he is a friend of the Clintons.

[Cary]

3. Clint Emptychair

[backscatter712]

5. Will Ferrell

Or some other stand-up comedian with a fast, barbed wit.

[dembotoz]

8. Lewis black if for not other reason than to be quick with a witty comeback

its will be more show biz than policy

[Motley13]

20. Lewis Black is a good one, he really knows how to yell

[geek tragedy]

9. Al Franken. Though the best stand in would be Alan Grayson, nt

[Lochloosa]

11. Bill.

[livetohike]

12. Don Rickles. The King of insults. n/t

[Kber]

13. Al Franklin

He knows that brand of crazy.

[MFM008]

14. Franken or Barney Frank

Both are good.

[FigTree]

15. I'm sure Christie could be bought.nt

[lpbk2713]

16. PeeWee Herman

"I know you are but what am I?"

[hunter]

18. That one made me laugh!

He could even wear the orange wig.

[MinM]

17. Alan Dershowitz will play Donald Trump ahead of the first debate, on September 26 at Hofstra

Alan Dershowitz will play Donald Trump ahead of the first debate, on September 26 at Hofstra University...

The Clinton campaign has been looking for surrogate to play Trump so she can practice and they are bringing in the well known criminal and constitutional law attorney Alan Dershowitz...

http://www.wnyc.org/story/will-clintons-debate-strategy-change-after-trumps-staffing-shakeup/

[krawhitham]

31. Mook: We haven’t cast our 'Trump' yet

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/robby-mook-clinton-trump-debate-prep-227245

[Cyrano]

19. After 25 years of ugly Republican attacks,

Hillary is more than capable of debating Trump. She's taken every dumpster full of crap that the GOP has thrown at her and she's still standing.

It doesn't matter what lies Trump pulls out of his ass and uses to attack her: "She murdered Vince Foster and others," "She got Americans murdered in Benghazi," "She eats babies," and so on. She knows how to throw it back in his face and make him look like the buffoon he is.

Trump is well-practiced in flinging bullshit. Hillary is well practiced in slamming bullshit out of the park.

His backers will cheer his every attack. Sane people will cheer Hillary's smacking him down.

[SticksnStones]

21. I can picture Mike Myers nt

[Different Drummer]

22. Don't know that he'd do it, but...

Dennis Miller immediately came to my mind.

[spooky3]

23. How about Frank Caliendo?

[superpatriotman]

24. The Roastmaster General

Jeff Ross

[Warren DeMontague]

25. is Andrew Dice Clay still alive?

[OnDoutside]

26. It should be a Misogynistic Vain Pig from New York. I can't narrow it down too much more I'm afraid.

[Historic NY]

27. Do we have any scum bags.....

maybe they have to hire one like the more-on Kiss idiot.

[bmpbmp]

28. Is Phil Hendrie still around?

His Ted Bell is closer to Donald Trump than anything else.

[wheniwasincongress]

29. Anthony Weiner

he and Trump have massive egos

[krawhitham]

30. Al Franklin

He has skills

[doc03]

32. Joe Izuzu n/t

[milestogo]

33. Jimmy Fallon

But she would have to keep from laughing.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

36. Fallon would probably laugh more quickly.

Like he did repeatedly during SNL skits.

[Takket]

34. any sort of loud obnoxious device will do

car alarm
sewage pump
swarm of bees

[Raine1967]

35. Anthony Wiener is also my vote. As Jonathon Alter says:

Jonathan Alter ?@jonathanalter 5h5 hours ago
Weiner is right choice to play Trump in debate prep w/ HRC. He's NYC braggart, has time and brains to study part and, v-impt, HRC hates him.

Not sure how Huma would feel, but I think Wiener would be a good damn choice.

[yuiyoshida]

37. You probably need to get Mel Gibson

drunk first.

[sorcrow]

38. Beavis and Butthead

Beavis and Butthead

Even though they have the intellectual advantage over Don the Con.

Crow

[ChoppinBroccoli]

39. A Racist With Tourette's

[TeamPooka]

40. Pick a Senator: Dick Blumenthal, Sherrod Brown or Al Franken. nt

[TheBlackAdder]

41. Hey, do I know you? Roy? Roy? Is that you?

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[Liberal_Stalwart71]

42. Howard Stern.

[Delmette]

43. Two things to practice.

1. A good facepalm.
2. Ignore his comment and say." Since he didn't answer the question, I will."

[Hugin]

49. Don't forget, "Please, proceed."

Help him, help himself.

[Delmette]

50. I forgot about that, thanks!! N/T

[whistler162]

44. I would say Don Rickles but I doubt Don

could be that insulting! And yes Don Rickles is still alive, 90 years old in May.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

45. A literal maggot. nt

[Blue_Tires]

46. Just one good random internet commenter...

[Johonny]

47. She can probably hire Trump to play himself. He'd do anything for a buck.

[Hugin]

48. I nominate the "Unready for Cheese Nips" cheese wheel.

It's a natural.

[madamesilverspurs]

51. Can't imagine.

Seriously. I cannot imagine anyone who would willingly subject themselves to the kind of pseudo-intellectual sewage that informs Trump's thinking. Sometimes imitation needs to be done from a safe distance...



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