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William ZieglerWilliam Ziegler escaped this mortal realm on Friday, July 29, 2016 at the age of 69. We think he did it on purpose to avoid having to make a decision in the pending presidential election. He leaves behind four children, five grand- children, and the potted meat industry, for which he was an unofficial spokesman until dietary restrictions forced him to eat real food.
William volunteered for service in the United States Navy at the ripe old age of 17 and immediately realized he didn't much enjoy being bossed around. He only stuck it out for one war. Before his discharge, however, the government exchanged numerous ribbons and medals for various honorable acts.
Upon his return to the City of New Orleans in 1971, thinking it best to keep an eye on him, government officials hired William as a fireman. After twenty-five years, he suddenly realized that running away from burning buildings made more sense than running toward them. He promptly retired.
Looking back, William stated that there was no better group of morons and mental patients than those he had the privilege of serving with (except Bob, he never liked you, Bob). Following his wishes, there will not be a service, but well-wishers are encouraged to write a note of farewell on a Schaefer Light beer can and drink it in his honor.
He was never one for sentiment or religiosity, but he wanted you to know that if he owes you a beer, and if you can find him in Heaven, he will gladly allow you to buy him another. He can likely be found forwarding tasteless internet jokes (check your spam folder, but don't open these at work). Expect to find an alcoholic dog named Judge passed out at his feet.
Unlike previous times, this is not a ploy to avoid creditors or old girlfriends. He assures us that he is gone. He will be greatly missed.
WillowTree
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BeyondGeography
(39,374 posts)madaboutharry
(40,212 posts)He sounds like one of those people who made the world a little sunnier.
rpannier
(24,330 posts)I still think he's really alive though
He's living it up in Aspen with JFK, Hitler, Batboy and Trump's soul
niyad
(113,348 posts)They're all living in Aspen
More horcruxes
Jopin Klobe
(779 posts)... the jocularity never ends ...
left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)Probably working at a gas station in Arizona with Elvis.
Zoonart
(11,869 posts)In the old folks home with Bubba Ho-Tep.
cannabis_flower
(3,764 posts)he wrote his own obituary because I don't think anyone would dare to write an obituary like that for someone else.
annabanana
(52,791 posts)One or the other, surely.
niyad
(113,348 posts)Tess49
(1,580 posts)Ruby the Liberal
(26,219 posts)Sounds like William was the kind of guy I wish I had known.
RIP good sir.
NurseJackie
(42,862 posts)I'm guessing that Bob was probably his best friend.
Fritz Walter
(4,291 posts)I wonder if he had the traditional New Orleans funeral procession.
madamvlb
(495 posts)left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)freebrew
(1,917 posts)I drank his last beer the night of the Senior party.
It was '68. And he had a promise.
(We all knew better)
Just kidding, of course.
liberalla
(9,249 posts)well done, Bill.
blueseas
(11,575 posts)Great Read!
trof
(54,256 posts)montana_hazeleyes
(3,424 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)snacker
(3,619 posts)RIP William
OhioBlue
(5,126 posts)Hoyt
(54,770 posts)alfredo
(60,074 posts)TNNurse
(6,927 posts)and by that I mean those who truly describe the person and their life. I have read quite a few and this is one of the best.
Doesn't it make you wish you had known him????
jcgoldie
(11,631 posts)Schaefer Light? C'mon man.