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Here's the one joke Donald Trump banned from his Comedy Central Roast (Original Post) Motley13 Aug 2016 OP
Snippet: demmiblue Aug 2016 #1
That's quite insightful. Old and In the Way Aug 2016 #2
Or his tiny fingers. tavernier Aug 2016 #3
Methinks he doth protest too much. nt 4lbs Aug 2016 #4
I've thought all along, that's his weak spot. LuvNewcastle Aug 2016 #5
Thus the reason for no tax returns, of course. BiminiTwisted Aug 2016 #6

demmiblue

(36,873 posts)
1. Snippet:
Thu Aug 4, 2016, 07:11 PM
Aug 2016
Here's the full list of what made it on the roast and the one thing Trump forbade:

ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump's hair
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump's wife Melania (and his two previous marriages)
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump having sex with models
ALLOWED: Jokes about the failure of Trump Steaks, Trump Water, Trump Cologne, and other Trump products
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump's failed casinos
ALLOWED: Jokes about how Trump only became successful thanks to his wealthy father
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump's weight
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump being attracted to his daughter Ivanka
NOT ALLOWED: Any joke that suggests Trump is not actually as wealthy as he claims to be

BiminiTwisted

(102 posts)
6. Thus the reason for no tax returns, of course.
Thu Aug 4, 2016, 08:56 PM
Aug 2016

But also, he's very defensive about his golf swing. He ranted on about it yesterday in Daytona, even challenged Obama.

This would be an easy and yet effective taunt.

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