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Folded, Spindled, Mutilated: The Unspooling of Donald Trump
C'mon. You know you need some Pitt. 
http://www.truth-out.org/news/item/37088-folded-spindled-mutilated-the-unspooling-of-donald-trump
Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump had a baby thrown out of his rally in Virginia Tuesday night. No, really, he did. "Don't worry," he said, "the mom's running around, don't worry about it. It's young and beautiful and healthy, that's what we want. Actually, I was only kidding. You can get the baby out of here. I think she really believed me that I love having a baby crying while I'm speaking."
You're supposed to kiss the babies, jackass, not have them bodily removed. That was, by far and away, the least weird thing to happen on Planet Trump in the last 140 hours....
This is especially true for someone who needs a platoon of servants to tie his shoes in the morning. In the immortal words of Foghorn Leghorn, Donald Trump is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice, and the Khans exposed that fact with a calm grace that was lethal in its efficiency.
Like an inebriated bowling ball, Trump and his surrogates rumbled on over the next several hours and days. "Trump then suggested that Khizr Khan doesn't have a right to say Trump has not read the Constitution," writes Olivia Nuzzi of The Daily Beast, "which is a rather convincing piece of evidence in favor of Khan's argument." Trump adviser Roger Stone coughed up a hairball about Khan being affiliated with the Muslim Brotherhood. Then it was Russia is not intervening in Ukraine, which they have been since 2014. Fire Marshals are bad people who support Hillary Clinton. Clinton, by the way, is solely responsible for Pennsylvania's manufacturing decline somehow, and also "She's the devil." It went on and on.
You're supposed to kiss the babies, jackass, not have them bodily removed. That was, by far and away, the least weird thing to happen on Planet Trump in the last 140 hours....
This is especially true for someone who needs a platoon of servants to tie his shoes in the morning. In the immortal words of Foghorn Leghorn, Donald Trump is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice, and the Khans exposed that fact with a calm grace that was lethal in its efficiency.
Like an inebriated bowling ball, Trump and his surrogates rumbled on over the next several hours and days. "Trump then suggested that Khizr Khan doesn't have a right to say Trump has not read the Constitution," writes Olivia Nuzzi of The Daily Beast, "which is a rather convincing piece of evidence in favor of Khan's argument." Trump adviser Roger Stone coughed up a hairball about Khan being affiliated with the Muslim Brotherhood. Then it was Russia is not intervening in Ukraine, which they have been since 2014. Fire Marshals are bad people who support Hillary Clinton. Clinton, by the way, is solely responsible for Pennsylvania's manufacturing decline somehow, and also "She's the devil." It went on and on.
