Thursday begins with a W. Please come CAPTION ol' Numbnuts!!!!!

[skip fox]

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W. is saying: "Paw was always right, Judith. . . . He said, Listen, shit for brains, since you ain't got the good sense to do something right, the best thing to do is just smile. Smile long and hard. Think of something funny like that time Jeb was caught tossing off on the dining room table when we switched on the lights for his surprise birthday party. . . . Damn, that one's kept me going for decades!"

[Capt. Obvious]

1. "You can't arrest me. Do you know who my daddy is?"

[pinboy3niner]

2. "I'm with stupid"

A no-brainer.

[lunatica]

3. When the President and your wife have to prop you up for the photo op

You know you're drunk.

[liberal N proud]

4. Here is the reason you are all experiencing so much pain

[titaniumsalute]

5. Hey dickhead...pull my finger.

[lpbk2713]

6. Foster Brooks appears at a White House roast for Prez Obama.

Check your local listings.

[skip fox]

7. "I hope no one asks me my opinion on anything, 'cause

I've not been briefed on what I think."

[skip fox]

8. W. is "thinking": "Shit. The game's on. It'll be the 5th inning by the time

I get back to the hotel."

[RZM]

9. 'Food goes in there' n/t

[Arugula Latte]

10. "America must come together to stop the scourge of Drunk Fucking Moron Syndrome

or else more and more of our people will end up like this ignorant inebriated imbecile."

[skip fox]

11. W. is "thinking": "Who's the man? I'm the man! Who's the man?

I'm the man! Whos's the man? . . . (over and over and over)."

[skip fox]

12. "Laura says I'll get a treat later. . . . Wonder what? . . . A set of baseball cards? . .. A second

desert with lunch? . . . A kite?? . . . Wow, I can't wait."