Is it only me that visualizes trump sitting on a toilet sending out tweets

[Demonaut]

I can't get it out of my head

[Socal31]

1. ...

Eye bleach. Need...eye...bleach.

[CentralMass]

2. That made me laugh.

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[Chemisse]

3. Umm, thanks for sharing?

It's an image I wish I'd never conjured.

[Skittles]

4. yes

and the toilet looks like a throne

[forgotmylogin]

5. UGH, yes.

Thanks for that...it's like RINGU you can't un-see.

[rusty quoin]

6. Without his fake hair.

[Hekate]

21. No no no -- he sleeps with that thing, uses a shower cap in the bath. I'm sure he protects his...

....tonsorial fantasy at all costs.

[lunatica]

40. Can you picture his bedhead?

Poor Melania! That's supposed to turn her on?

[leftofcool]

7. Does anyone have any eye cleaner stuff I can borrow?

[lpbk2713]

8. He might be taking a step in the right direction.

Because he's full of crap.

[Wounded Bear]

9. It was until you mentioned it...

[Peachhead22]

10. Crap, now I can't get that visual out of my head!

But it did make me laugh.

[C_U_L8R]

11. Probably doesn't wash his phone

After, you know.... Oh just ewwww

[Blue Owl]

12. With a gold-plated TP stand at his side

n/t

[IamTheNoodle]

13. With those facial expressions of his I assumed he wore depends

And shat out both ends during his speeches.

https://www.google.com/search?q=trump+facial+expressions&espv=2&biw=1280&bih=855&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjD1cvooZDOAhVh7oMKHYpxCeQQsAQIGw&dpr=1

[procon]

14. Seeing how he decorated his penthouse, he probably parks his sorry ass on a gold toilet. nt

[Rex]

15. God I hope so.

As long as you don't start dreaming about it.

[Solly Mack]

16. I always assumed he did.

[rufus dog]

17. Um, until I read your post I didn't visualize that

Now I can't get it out of my head, DAMN YOU!

[progressoid]

18. Like this?......

[Demonaut]

33. yeah, except holding a phone

[Initech]

19. Well he does have a golden throne in his Penthouse...

[awoke_in_2003]

20. I can knock that visual out of your head...

tRump's face at the moment of climax.

[sarae]

30. OMG

[lunatica]

41. That's just too much

You should be banned from DU!!

[Karen_J]

22. dangerous

If Trump spent too much time there, he might accidentally flush himself.

[susanna]

23. You know, that kind of makes sense, considering his tweets. n/t

[enid602]

29. tweets

The tweets do sound rather constipated.

[RonniePudding]

24. Now you've got me wondering if the carpet matches the drapes.

Thanks a lot.

[Javaman]

25. good thing there aren't picks. that's one thing I wouldn't ever be able to unsee. nt

[Tommy_Carcetti]

26. And whenever he misspells a word, it means he's in the process of....

...well, you know.

Straining.

[rug]

27. Not any more.

[sarae]

28. No, but thanks a lot...

because now I can't get it out of my head!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

31. I can imagine him on that golden throne, ...

... dictating tweets to his secretary whose eyes are watering from the fumes.

Wait, no, that was LBJ who did business while doing his business.

[The_Casual_Observer]

32. Trump dosent sit on a toilet, the shit comes out of his mouth.

[Eleanors38]

34. Uh, that sound you are hearing is not a "tweet." More like a Freightliner, accelerating.

[Calista241]

35. Ok, now I hate you.

Hadn't occurred to me until I read your post and you have now ruined my life.

[Mendocino]

36. It is the TP campaign.

Even his farts have hashtags.

[GoCubsGo]

37. No. But, I do now.

[lunatica]

38. I've been saying that for months!

I picture his pants down around his ankles so you can see his socks and the only thing hiding his, er, 'little hand' is a huge tie depicting the American Flag trailing down into the toilet. The toilet is an actual throne with a hole in it.

[Ilsa]

39. Toilet? I figure he bronzes his turds

to try and sell on eBay since he thinks his shit doesn't stink.

[kairos12]

43. Now you blinded me.