Husband Shoots His Wife With Nerf Guns For a Week

[snooper2]

Published on Jul 25, 2016
This husband thought it would be hilarious to shoot his wife with various nerf guns every day for a week when she was least expecting it. Like most pranks by husbands, the wife found it far less funny and grew more annoyed with every nerf bullet shot she was hit by. I would not be surprised if he started a nerf gun war in this household with this video. Internet and wives everywhere...prepare for retaliation.

[jonno99]

1. Hmmm...I sense a little passive-aggressiveness on the part of the husband...nt

[Lochloosa]

2. I'm going to get me a nerf gun this afternoon...my wife will be so pissed.

[MANative]

3. Saw this on FB last week. As a wife with a generally good sense of humor...

I can tell you beyond a shadow of a doubt that I'd have - at least temporarily - kicked my husband out of the house over such juvenile and annoying behavior. Borders on mental abuse. It would take a comparable level of groveling to make amends. NOT funny, and every woman I've talked to about this has felt the same way. Even hubby thought it was way over the top. Wise man!

[snooper2]

6. LOL - Innocent fun = getting kicked out of the house...

what happens if the chairs don't get pushed in after dinner?

[MANative]

9. One day = innocent fun. Beyond that, driving one to distraction and then some.

After 34 years, at least he knows better. Feel free to think me a humorless stick-in-the mud! As another poster noted, something seriously passive-aggressive in that behavior.

[csziggy]

24. After the repeat fire incident - I would have attacked my husband

Taken the Nerf gun from him and beat him with it.

Yes, I do have anger issues. Most of the time I can control my temper - but shit like this would push me over the edge.


Years ago before we married Mr.csziggy was hassling me and learned to regret it. We were on a trip and everything had gone badly. The car broke down, we got lost and when we arrived where we were supposed to camp it was pouring rain. He was giving me grief and I kicked him in the shin. Since I was wearing my pointy toed boots, it left a mark that he wears to this day.

Mr.csziggy does not hassle me anymore. Yes, we have disagreements but usually they just make it to "spirited discussion" not real arguments and never physical confrontations. He learned that even though he is a foot taller than I am, I was stronger and more inclined to attack. On the other hand, he's taught me more patience and control.

[BarbaRosa]

4. Somebody needs to grow up.

[ret5hd]

5. I have long thought that many physical pranks...

like this are passive aggressive. They demonstrate a sense of disregard and sometimes even disgust for the person being pranked. They aren't meant to bring a couple together over shared laughter, but meant to say "I can fuck with you and you can't stop me."

[pinboy3niner]

7. It's disturbing

The guy needs serious mental heath therapy.

[Ilsa]

17. I think he must have some anger issues along with other problems.

He's being disrespectful to his wife, every day. If they have kids, they are learning a dangerous lesson about marriage and treatment of women.

[Act_of_Reparation]

18. Why?

Is he mentally ill?

[Wounded Bear]

14. As the youngest of six kids, I have to agree...

I don't do "teasing" well. I don't like 'practical jokes.'

That's a fast track to "get the fuck out of my life."

[TubbersUK]

8. I'm surprised that gun lasted a week

I suspect that I'd have trampled it under foot on day 2 if I'd been on the receiving end.

[NightWatcher]

10. ...and he hasn't been heard from for months. Police doubt body will be found

Is how that headline would read if I pulled that shit, and rightfully so.

[kimbutgar]

11. I predict if we revisit this couple a year from now they might be divorced or that gun will be

smashed to pieces. Once is funny, but many times is harassment and wife abuse.

[rug]

12. The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

[Buns_of_Fire]

30. Sort of like Cartman killing Kyle with a wiffle bat.

[lame54]

32. I think you mean slow suicide

[Initech]

13. Some people have way too much free time on their hands.

[TeamPooka]

15. I see two divorce lawyers making some money off these two someday. nt

[Glassunion]

16. I did something similar with my wife. However, there were 2 Nerf weapons... A his and hers so to

speak...

For about 2 weeks before we got tired of it. If ever I came home and my wife's car was in the driveway, I felt as quite though Cato was going to jump out at me at any moment.

It was fun.

[LWolf]

19. It wouldn't be that kind of war in my house.

It would be a simple matter. Chase him down, break the gun, shove the nerf ammo down his throat, and tell him kindly that, should it happen again, the balls in his throat wouldn't be "nerf."

Probably why I gave up marriage.

[snooper2]

20. You give up on marriage or being married? Two different things :)

[LWolf]

37. On being married.

Marriage is great for those who can be married successfully.

[joshcryer]

23. Looks like they are trying to be a "YouTube couple."

Got lots of vlogs on their channel, but this is the first to go viral.

Which is why they just made a second one.

Wife is in on it.

[closeupready]

25. Wow. Glad our relationship is limited to the internet.

[LWolf]

38. lol

[closeupready]

39. ...

[Eleanors38]

21. Maybe she should use a water gun filled with water. Her's.

[joshcryer]

22. They just posted a second one, wife is clearly in on it.

90% of the shots are to her rump. She never seen wearing anything ugly, her makeup is always perfect, and she's always doing something classy.

A true troll would do it when she's on the toilet, brushing her teeth, actually vulnerable. Not showing off yoga moves.

[Orrex]

26. Curious that this silly prank brings out such a dark perspective from so many DUers

I wouldn't do this to my wife (puns are more my speed), but IMO anyone who predicts violence or a divorce as a result of this silliness isn't predicting so much as projecting.

[HuckleB]

28. +1,000,000 ... 000

[LisaL]

29. If she didn't want him to do it and asked him not to do it, but he kept on doing it-yes, I could see

a divorce in his future.

[Orrex]

33. Hard to say

We have a minute-long snippet that's almost certainly not representative of their lives together.

Of course, if they do get divorced, a certain crowd will say "see? I told you so!" And if they don't get divorced, another crowd will say "not yet, but they will." It's a delightfully self-fulfilling projection.

I prefer to see it as good-natured play, similar to the many "guy shoots his dad with nerf gun" or "kid shoots his brother with nerf gun" videos.

Absent further, concrete evidence, any speculation about this relationship's inevitable doom tell us more about the speculator than about the Nerf couple.

[snooper2]

40. maybe that is why they are spending some much time on the Internet

LOL

[Blue Owl]

27. He's foamenting violence

n/t

[Orrex]

34. "Oh, porous," they cry pitifully.

[lame54]

31. can't wait to see the sequel...

when she shoves it up his ass

[Monk06]

35. If I was her after a week I'd be shootin him with a real gun At bit of five year old boy sadist

goin on there

Guy has no respect for boundaries

Imagine knowing that you can't relax in the privacy of your home because hubby is a knob

[Rex]

36. .

[ecstatic]

41. Wow. She's very patient.

After attack 2, the gun would be hidden because a 3rd strike would definitely take me out of character.