Just when you thought the sleaze might stop. . . . Please come CAPTION Phil Robertson!!!

[skip fox]

Phil (Patriarch of *uck Dynasty) Robertson is saying: "Then Orin Hatch, he says to me, he says, 'We don't wait till they're twenty where I come from, either.' And at that moment I bonded with him. . . . So I said, 'Yeah, where I come from, they could be grandmothers at twenty.' . . . Then he got real quiet, and didn't say another word, before he walked away. . . . That's how I know he bonded back with me. . . . It was great!"





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Above CAPTION based on the following News Hounds story with a healthy clip ("healthy" in the sense of length, you understand):

http://www.newshounds.us/20160722_on_fox_friends_phil_robertson_jokes_about_men_marrying_15_year_old_girls_friends_laugh_uproariously

[spanone]

1. phuck phil...another 'reality teevee' star fiasco

[SummerSnow]

2. Robertson: " Hey, any of you guys have a daughter under 20?"

[marble falls]

3. I'm tellin ya, them razor blades is commynist!

[deathrind]

4. Wow...

[nruthie]

5. Only in America...

could that fool be considered entertaining or worth listening to.

[randome]

6. "...a baby seal this big and I killed it with a slingshot. Some horseradish sauce and garlic..."

"...and you've got enough to feed 20 backlanders like me or 6-10 Asians."
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[rug]

7. "Let me tell you about Miss Kay."

[skip fox]

8. Phil Robertson is saying:

"Well, let me tell you. . . . If I was a woman on Fox and Ailes didn't put his stubbies on me, as they say, I'd feel dang neglected."

[Motley13]

9. The sad thing

he was the most intelligent one at the RNC convention

[phylny]

10. "Boy, fifteen minutes lasts a lot

longer than I imagined it would."

[skip fox]

11. P.R. is saying:

"Why down home our humor's got real class. . . . Like when Billy-Gee caught a two foot gar and put it in the sleeping bag with his sister's hubby. . . . Well you would bust out all yer stitches if you was to know all what happened. Let's just say ol' Lonnie Dugs, that was his name, . . . Well, after that he don't push no water standing up, if you know what I mean. . . . Class is class!"