Zoloft & Xanax Prescriptions Rise in Wake of Convention Speech

[ksoze]

America's pharmacists will be celebrating Trumps dark assessment of the country last night as refills and new scripts for anti-depressants hit new highs. Pharma stock are expected to soar Friday as is lines at local stores with millions of fearful citizens seeking refuge via chemicals.

In several mid-western states, drive-in theaters announced showings during daylight hours and Broadway will now use "Closed" to denote theater off days. In the UK, British rockers Pink Floyd have renamed their best selling pivotal 70's album to "The Other Side of the Moon" and Bermuda's classic drink was renamed, "Just Stormy".

[IronLionZion]

1. America is much darker than Trump thinks

his campaign is going to be in for an unpleasant surprise this election day when he loses to a coalition of minorities, women, young people, liberals, and lots of other sensible people who know Obama has improved this country tremendously from Bush.

[pinboy3niner]

2. Trump is on giving his Oscar acceptance speech

At least, with him thanking all the fat cats and sycophants and the little people it sure sounds like it.

[sarae]

3. I hope people don't overmedicate

and reduce their anxiety too much. We need some anxiety to GOTV!