"They're selling postcards of the hanging . . ." Please come CAPTION Ben Carson!!!

[skip fox]

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Ben ("I don't even know what dissembling means!&quot Carson is saying: "Back in Arkansas, I hear she would slip away into the woods every night of the full moon. . . . But it wasn't so easy after Bill became Governor and then President, so they would dedicate a special room for him to visit each month like in the basement where no one outside would smell the sulfur."




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Above CAPTION based on this node of self-deceit's performance at the RNC Convention 7.19.16 which can in small (but relevant) be seen at the Time site:

http://time.com/4414254/republican-convention-ben-carson-speech-transcript-video/

[dembotoz]

1. if i had discovered electrodes to my testicles earlier i would have looked awake enuf to be vp

[skip fox]

2. yikes

[Mendocino]

3. Lucifer and Ethel smote the Cannanbisytes from thy holy moly nether regions

casting asparagus unto thine flock of seagulls, oh yea oh yea...oh... yawn.

[skip fox]

5. Finnigan's Wake stand back! Jabberwocky hide your face!

Very nice.

[tonyt53]

4. I've known some genuinely crazy motherfuckers, but Carson is crazier than any of them.

[randome]

6. "I was a brain doctor so I know a thing or two about how icky they are!"

"Do you want to see my brain now? I can show it to you. All I need do is wave my hands around really fast like this and the truly pious will see the wondrous brain Our Lord has given me. There! You in the front row! Did you see it? I can tell you did. Testify! Testify! Someone wake that dude up! He needs to testify!"
[hr][font color="blue"][center]“If you're not committed to anything, you're just taking up space.”
Gregory Peck, Mirage (1965)[/center][/font][hr]

[Sunlei]

7. Paul Ryan will be cryin' while Ben Carson juggles brains

[Johonny]

8. Baby Jesus release this Lucifer devil from this child's brain and pray with me now

Satan be gone, Satan you be gone. Oh yes, Satan be gone! And now more about making America work again.

[Johonny]

9. Oh sweet Jesus the ultra-rare Lucifer Pokemon-get out your cell phones quick

[yellowcanine]

10. Ben looks like a faith healing preacher right there.

"Somebody out there in the audience is having back pain! Come on up here and be HEALED of your back pain! Thank you Jesus!"

[womanofthehills]

11. like this quote from over at "Ring of Fire"

"Don’t try to understand. You don’t have access to the strange and wonderful world in which Carson lives and you never, ever will."