"dog chew toy"

[trumad]

I know---I'm not supposed to laugh.

A 68-year-old New York man who investigators say exposed himself to little girls at a Walt Disney World swimming pool was arrested Monday.

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The 9-year-old told an investigator she was the pool about 1:30 p.m. Monday when she almost swam into a man later identified as John P. Oldham, 68, of Larchmont, the report states.

She said the man had his trunks pulled up to his waist on one side and something that looked like a "dog chew toy" was hanging out, according to the report. The girl said she thought it was "disgusting" and told her parents.
http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2012-06-12/news/os-disney-indecent-exposure-20120612_1_exposure-charges-lascivious-exhibition-new-york-man

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

1. When I opened the tread, I thought the dog chew toy might have been a plastic Romney doll for dogs

[Luminous Animal]

2. Works for me.

[Politicalboi]

3. Rawhide!

Good thing the creep got caught.

[Skittles]

4. who needs facebook?

just from this short article I know this guy's name, face, age, place of residence, favorite entertainment and the fact that his dick looks like a dog chew toy

[Blue Owl]

5. Who let the wiener dogs out?

n/t

[left on green only]

6. Perhaps the honest Mark O'Mara Esq. will be willing to take on another 'pro boner' case.

That is, if he can find any time available after all of his good work for the Zimmermans.

[HopeHoops]

7. The phrase "ugly penis" comes to mind.

[undeterred]

8. I wonder if he was "chewish".