Boris Johnson, Noted Lout And Buffoon, Is England’s Next Top Model
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Boris Johnson, Noted Lout And Buffoon, Is England’s Next Top Model
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As Americans we don’t really care what the rest of Not-America does because they have to do whatever we tell them or risk receiving our freedom bullets. However, some foreign policy analysts (nerds with thick glasses, funny accents and babel fish up their butts) are alarmed that the U.K. has named Boris Johnson its new Foreign Minister. Translated into Liberty-Speak, it would be like making someone like Chris Christie the Secretary of State. Or Dead Rob Ford. Or Chris Farley, really, but gross and racist.
Johnson, you may remember, is one of the leaders of UKIP, the neo-nationalist party that helped scare the shit out of British people into leaving the EU. They subtly suggested that by kicking out all the immigrants the poors could get all their old manufacturing jobs back. Sound familiar?
It’s not just that Johnson helped champion the Brexit, it’s that he has long been a repugnant wanker. Johnson has been critical of the European Union since the late 1980s when, according to several biographers, he was accused of falsifying stories while writing for The Daily Telegraph’s Brussels bureau to discredit the European Commission.
Johnson has also been accused of being a racist and a xenophobe because he gets a hard-on penning racist commentary, like in 2002 when he ever so casually commented on former British Prime Minister Tony Blair’s trip to Africa.
They say he is shortly off to the Congo. No doubt the AK47s will fall silent, and the pangas will stop their hacking of human flesh, and the tribal warriors will all break out in watermelon smiles to see the big white chief touch down in his big white British taxpayer-funded bird.
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