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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe National Memo's Trump VP tip sheet (funny)
The National MemoNewt Gingrich
Renamed by Trump: Spanky
# of Wives: 3. Can you believe it?
Likelihood of Hair Plugs: 85%
Relationship to White House: Has been waiting outside since the 1990s
Biggest Strength: That no-longer-relevant vibe that Trump supporters seem to love!
Biggest Weakness: He would be the smart one.
Chris Christie
Renamed by Trump: The Quiet One
# of Wives: 1, but hed leave her in a second for Bruce Springsteen.
Likelihood of Hair Plugs: 28%
Relationship to White House: Kissed it goodbye forever after Bridgegate.
Biggest Strength: Loyalty and dead-in-the-eyes look of a very large dog.
Biggest Weakness: Ate all the M&Ms.
Mike Pence
Renamed by Trump: Gary Indiana
# of Wives: 1, unlike those dang homosexuals.
Likelihood of Hair Plugs: Thats between Pence and the Lord.
Relationship to White House: Recites Pledge of Allegiance in its direction whenever he has impure thoughts.
Biggest Strength: Fridge is full of cake confiscated from same-sex weddings.
Biggest Weakness: As a devout Christian, may not work well with the Devil.
Gen. Michael Flynn
Renamed by Trump: Army Man
# of Wives: Just his duty. Oh, and also Lori.
Likelihood of Hair Plugs: Classified
Relationship to White House: Already spent years there failing to solve the Middle East.
Biggest Strength: Has the wartime expertise to set up a military dictatorship
Biggest Weakness: Pro-choice. For real.
Ben Carson
Renamed by Trump: Dr. Naptime
# of Wives: 2 conjoined twins he keeps separating and sewing back together.
Likelihood of Hair Plugs: 3%
Relationship to White House: Believes its filled with grain.
Biggest Strength: Every Great American Hero needs a nerdy sidekick.
Biggest Weakness: Working with Trump might spoil their friendship.
Sarah Palin
Renamed by Trump: The Midnight Rambler
# of Wives: Does Alaska count?
Likelihood of Hair Plugs: All-natural pageant queen
Relationship to White House: Buried John McCains career on her way there.
Biggest Strength: Can defuse any political debate with a string of nonsensical folkisms.
Biggest Weakness: Even Trumps afraid of her.
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The National Memo's Trump VP tip sheet (funny) (Original Post)
underpants
Jul 2016
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Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)1. Great!
Add to Christie's description - Looks so funny in baseball uniform, always good for a laugh!
mountain grammy
(26,644 posts)2. Sarah, Sarah, Sarah..
Even Trump's afraid of her.
dembotoz
(16,826 posts)3. kick