"Abraham was a rube!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donad Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Job had it easy&quot Trump is saying: "Those reporters, I'll tell you. . . When they pushed me to release my tax returns, I said, There's nothing in them, trust me. . . . And when they asked me to release my trade policy with some specifics, I told them, I'll hire the best experts and we'll win, win, win, . . . trust me. And when they asked me how I would get Mexico to pay for the wall, I said, With the business we're doing down there, they'll be happy to pay for it, . . . trust me. . . . And then they asked how I would get rid of Isis and I said, I'll bomb them back to the hell they came from, . . . and you can take that to the bank! . . . So they can't now accuse me of wavering or being vague in my positions. . . . They've always been exactly, precisely the same. . . . A man has to stand on his own record, . . . and (listen up you pin-head press) you can quote me on that."

[dembotoz]

1. if hitler used twitter i would probably retweet his stuff

[skip fox]

2. Donald is saying:

"I'm here to show you that your worst nightmare . . . well, it wasn't so bad after all!"

[madinmaryland]

3. Donad!! LOL!!!

[Johonny]

4. I love black people. Look I got that one from the apprentice that lost because she was black

with me. I was rooting for her too, but you know she was black. But I love her. We're going to have great race relations when I'm president, the best. Now let's start talking about all the races I'm building a wall to keep out. Good fences build good neighbors, and huge concrete walls make better race relations. We will literally be hugging each other in the street so long as your a ten. I only hug tens, sorry Heidi Klum. If I'm remember for one thing when my presidency is over, beside starting a nuclear war with France, it will be my unbelievable loving race relationships.