"Disney knew what was what and who was who!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Those photos from Abu Ghraib crack me up every time!&quot Trump is saying: "Excuse me. . . . Excuse me, Anderson. . . . Consider this: let's say my grandson was playing with his Legos on a table while I watched, and he comes up with a very interesting, geometrical design of two lines that intersect and then are bent, all in the same direction. . . . And let's say, in honor of my grandson of course, I use it as part of my Trump brand. . . . And the press comes along and starts calling it the main symbol for Nazis!. . . . Well then, I ask you Anderson, who's the sick one: the press or my innocent grandson? . . . As a matter of fact I think it looks fantastic and I'll probably add it after my name."



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Based on Trump's reaction to being called out for using the Star of David on a Hillary attack tweet as covered by the Huffington Post:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-tweet_us_577dbe8fe4b0344d514df25e

[underpants]

1. I've been clear. I usually don't spend more than 9 or 10 seconds talking about my grandkids.

I have 8 so that a second each. That's great. They aren't making me any money and I won't share stage time with them. It's beautiful. In this case though I will because I keep bringing this up.

[skip fox]

2. Right on.

Any real grandparent (one who cares and is emotionally invested) can talk hours about her or his grandchildren.

[underpants]

3. And the 19th hole

Alcohol is a nice element but people talk about a round of golf and dissect their scorecard for a long while.

Don't ever ask a runner about their first marathon. THAT can lead to a stream of consciousness that would make Faulkner blush.

[Ilsa]

4. I doubt he knows all of their names. nt

[skip fox]

5. Donald is saying:

"Grandchildren are like little drunks. . . . All you can do is lock them away somewhere until they sober (or in their case 'grow') up."