A Trump supporter, an El Salvadorian maid and a columnist walk into a Montana hotel ...

[L. Coyote]

http://www.sltrib.com/news/4063960-155/kirby-a-trump-supporter-an-el

[ohheckyeah]

1. HA HA HA HA HA

Love it.

I like to wind people like that nasty woman up, too.

[PJMcK]

2. Brilliant and thanks, L. Coyote! (n/t)

[L. Coyote]

5. The comments are good too "Why suffer fools when you can make fools suffer?"

I'm going to follow him on Fb: https://www.facebook.com/stillnotpatbagley

[redwitch]

7. I am now following him on fb too!

Thanks!

[elleng]

3. HAHAHA!

"OK, you punch her."

[pinboy3niner]

4. "Being the kind of guy I am, I sensed an opportunity to make things worse."

"But things will get better when Hillary is president and we all have to learn Spanish."

[calimary]

6. EXQUISITE!!!

Thanks for finding this one, L. Coyote!

It sounded like a set-up for a joke. And they WERE!

[AllyCat]

8. Oh God!! LOL!! This is so funny! I hope it's true. The writer is a hero!

[forest444]

9. Great story - a perfect metaphor for GOP bigotry and other such delusions.

I witnessed a number of similar (if more subdued) incidents in Orange County, California in the ten years I lived there.

It was common to see ugly customers/clients unload on Hispanic employees this way or have certain neighbors rant and rave about Hispanics even as their landscapers - most of whom were Mexican or Central American - worked in the background.

And, I might add, worked to perfection - with skill and attention to detail of the kind their customers were utterly incapable of themselves.

Qué será.

[cry baby]

10. Very funny story! Thx! nt

[andym]

11. The punchline should have been:

Does that mean you are not going to apologize?
or
What are you going to do to make up for your false accusation?

[PatrickforO]

12. Funny, but also very tragic.

Will we ever learn to accept people who are different, do you think? Get rid of all the phobias and think of ourselves as one whole species? Will we ever be able to rise above petty racism and create a society that 'judges people not by the color of their skin but by the content of their character?'



Oh, I forgot. Unless we all mistrust and hate one another there won't be a forever war and the MIC's profits will go down...

Well. There you go!

[L. Coyote]

14. But there is some really good news. Old people die.

The next generation has a lot of these problems already cured. They grew up after the sixties in a more cosmopolitan culture.

[hunter]

13. I liked this comment:

inprovo • 3 days ago

Mrs. Kirby probably blinked to full wakefulness and fixed her husband with a steely eye and said, "What did you do?"

I'm very familiar with that one.

[L. Coyote]

15. And this: "At least she was right about Kirby being a smartass! Love it!!!!"

[Person 2713]

16. "But things will get better when Hillary is president and we all have to learn Spanish."

This will replace my talking about changes due to petitions allowing Obama to run for a third term that got boiling bigots even hotter

[pampango]

17. That reminds me of the slightly-modified story:

A Trump-supporter, an immigrant and a CEO enter a bar. The waiter brings a tray with a dozen cookies and sets it on the table.

The CEO quickly reaches out and grabs 11 of the cookies then leans over to the Trump-supporter and whispers, "Watch out for the immigrant. You know what they are like. He will steal your cookie."

[malaise]

18. Typical RW morons

Nice

[Nay]

19. O god, I laughed out loud. That was absolutely hilarious. nt

[baldguy]

20. After reading the story, realize that the person that was correct from the beginning was the maid.

And the people that were wrong from the beginning were the infantile, self-entitled morons.

[mainer]

21. Could a column get any funnier? This guy's a genius.

Thanks for the laugh.

[L. Coyote]

22. Had to share this one for sure. n/t