Doubting Thomas (DTom67) and the Grand Pastor...

[dtom67]

GrandPastor: " God wants you to be a heterosexual !"
" God wants you to be chaste till marriage!"
" God does not want you to kill your babies !"
" God does not want a ' Kenyan ' in the White House !"
( GP smiles knowingly at his use of the word " kenyan " . Wink, wink )
" God wants the tax rate on the top 1% of Earners lowered to 1.3 % !

Dtom: Una pregunta por favor !

GP: uh......What?!?

Dtom: What is the Bible?

GP: The Truth!

DTom: OKaaay. Why do we need it?

GP: It tells us Gods Will !

DTom: Why doesn't God just make us do His Will?

GP: because God gave us Free Will !

DTom: So, God wants us to do what the Bible say of our own free will? Is it good enough to follow the bible because our parents force us to?

GP: No. You must truly believe.

DTom: So... It is against Gods Will to force others to follow the Bible?

At this point, the Grand Dra...I mean Grand Pastor smelled a trap.
GP: Just what are you trying to say?

DTom: I'm saying that if God wanted us to be forced to do what you Over-priced, right-wing shills (who pretend to be men of God), tell us to do, He would do it himself.

Several large fellows began paying keen interest to the conversation. Doubting Thomas decided that the idea to check out the Tea-bagger rally on his lunch break had been a bad idea.

He ran.

He ran like a Religious Right chairperson chases after a hefty kickback from the Corporate Mafia.......

He smiled......

[dimbear]

1. Stay well DTom--those guys are dangerous.