I'm looking at a box of crackers...

[Archae]

My sister left them here at my Mom's house.

The brand name is "Mary's Gone Crackers," and they are (according to the package...)

Organic
Gluten Free
Non-GMO
Whole Grain
Vegan

And they taste like shit.

[monmouth4]

1. Bwaahahaha, no wonder Mary's gone...n/t

[HubertHeaver]

2. Believe your taste buds.

[HubertHeaver]

3. And my first thought was you were talking about DU.

[OldHippieChick]

4. Gosh

I wonder why your sister left them behind?

[TexasProgresive]

5. I would have to take a nibble to judge

[LiberalArkie]

6. Those have to be from the pits of hell. Crackers made from rice and seeds. No grains. That is

un natural.

[TexasBushwhacker]

7. Maybe they had gone stale

I like 'em. We used to get free samples when I worked at Whole Foods.

[Archae]

8. I'll stick with my "Cheez-It" crackers.

[TexasBushwhacker]

10. LOL - I think Cheez-Its are nasty n/t

[Skittles]

16. Cheez-Its are awesome

don't listen to the naysayers

[vanlassie]

9. Me too. But they gotta be fresh, I agree.

[notadmblnd]

11. I'm looking at a box of crackers too

Graham. And chocolate bars and marshmallows.

[sharp_stick]

12. What's the ingredient list

I'm stuck trying to figure out what that could be made of.

[MerryBlooms]

13. We have the black peppercorn Mary's- they're pretty good, but

man, they are so hard you just about bust a jaw. I need to get them used up though, so I guess I better run them through the food processor and then use them in a quiche or cheesecake crust.

[jmowreader]

20. Use them as quiche crust, please

I cannot imagine the scale of disaster that would befall you if you served your guests a cheesecake with a peppercorn-cracker crust.

[MerryBlooms]

22. lol, if that was all that was used, yes, it would be awful.

[csziggy]

14. The one star reviews on Amazon agree with you

Burnt birdseeds and thin sheets of mortar with very little flavor are two of the descriptions. One person broke a tooth: When I called the company I was referred to the person "who handles all the broken tooth cases." http://www.amazon.com/Marys-Gone-Crackers-Original-Ounce/dp/B000K8UL4C/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

12% of the reviews are one star while 74% are 5 star. I guess a lot of people like burnt birdseed or the company has a quality control problem and they ship a lot of burned product.

[Nye Bevan]

19. Hmmmm. When you need to appoint a VP for Broken Teeth,

you may want to rethink your recipe.

[msanthrope]

21. No shit, I actually cracked a tooth on one of those. I'm serious. nt

[malaise]

15. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahaha

DUzy

[DemocraticWing]

17. A lot of these companies are making absolute crap and using "healthy" marketing to sell it.

[Nye Bevan]

18. Stick with Ritz or Chicken in a Biscuit.

They both taste fine.

[Odin2005]

23. Latte Liberals with more money than sense are easy to scam.