Want to become a minister in Terry Jone's church? Just follow his rulebook

[Hugabear]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/dove-church-rulebook?page=0



If for some reason you want to be a minister in Terry Jone's church - if you enjoy the smell of burning Korans, and enjoy hanging black men in effigy - then you will want to be sure to familiarize yourself with his rulebook. Fortunately for you, the good folks at Smoking Gun were kind enough to post it online for you.

Warning - if you're a spelling or grammar nazi, then you probably won't want to attend his "school".

Here are a few rules that you'll have to abide by:

* No contact with family - even for birthdays, funerals, weddings
* No talking to opposite sex
* Sweets, cakes, and things like that are not allowed
* No eating out in restaurants
* Must shower at least once a day - but not more than twice a day

[Politicalboi]

1. No talking to opposite sex?

Do we need to get cootie shots too? This is so Sharia.

[RKP5637]

2. Wackos and religion again. n/t

[Initech]

3. This almost sounds eerily similar to the rule book from "Men In Black".

Is he Agent K?

[LeftyMom]

4. I'm only on page two and I've lost track of the typos and grammatical errors.

Pastor Jones is barely literate in modern American English, but I'm sure he's an expert at ancient Greek and Hebrew literature.

[Wait Wut]

5. Yay! Another cult in the US!!

Complete with brainwashing, paranoia and hate!