Obit states: Given choice of Trump or Clinton, Lady Passes Away

[laserhaas]

This is beyond surreal, as an obituary states Mary Anne Alfriend...


Faced with the prospect of voting for either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton, Mary Anne Noland of Richmond chose, instead, to pass into the eternal love of God on Sunday, May 15, 2016, at the age of 68. Born in Danville, Va.,


http://www.blileyfuneralhomes.com/obituary/Mary-Anne-Alfriend-Noland/Richmond-VA/1619230

[moondust]

1. Bad case of electile dysfunction.

ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION: the inability to become
aroused over any of the choices for President put forth
by either party in the 2016 election year.

RIP, Mary. Many of us are having symptoms.

[laserhaas]

2. Very kind words...apropos

[laserhaas]

3. By the way..pic and coin of twist phrase

Is awesome

[Fuddnik]

4. I want 6 pall bearers from the DNC.

They can let me down one last time.

Yeah, I know there's only two handles on a garbage can, but I'm heavy, and Debbie Disaster doesn't look that strong.

[laserhaas]

5. Ha ha...you can give a pal a remote control pop top

Buried naked..upside down....with a note that says

Crown kiss and rig this