Melania Trump on what it was like to stay at a Holiday Inn.

[kpete]

hysterical article:
http://dujour.com/news/melania-trump-interview/

[Tommy_Carcetti]

1. "I like beautiful stuff. I live the life."

So in other words....you secretly detest your husband?

[moonbabygo]

2. lol

She is going to have to go visit family somewhere for the next 6 months

[Gomez163]

26. "Dahling I love you but give me Park Avenue."

[JonathanRackham]

28. K&R

LMAO
Good timing.

[AgadorSparticus]

30. 😂😂😂 I used to watch that show after school.

[sarcasmo]

3. You do it in a fun way.

In Trump speak, the Holiday Inn was like camping.

[Mz Pip]

4. With bears.

And no maids.

[Mosby]

7. Lol

Staying at a holiday inn is like camping to rich people. lol.

[Angel Martin]

34. Well at least they enjoyed Iowa

When Paris Hilton was in the LA County Jail she complained that "they had the rudest concierge ever"



(actually that was just someone's joke)

[hedda_foil]

5. The single interesting thing about this story is Donald’s Secret Service name is reportedly “Mogul.”

Makes more sense than the previously reported " mobil "

[pinboy3niner]

6. For some reason, the SS rejected the name Trump wanted: “Humble”

[NightWatcher]

9. Mogul- a bump on a ski slope.

Sounds about right. Just a bump in the road

[Vinca]

8. I imagine whenever they get back from one of these jaunts they have a bedbug dog

brought in just to be sure they didn't bring home souvenirs from the "clean" hotel. LOL.

[NightWatcher]

10. They burned all their clothes from that trip

They smelled like Iowa, ew.

[milestogo]

11. They don't have five-star hotels there.

How awful.

[47of74]

17. Yeah people like Mellania are amazed that we even have indoor plumbing

They think we still use outhouses here in Iowa.

[milestogo]

25. So I wonder if she would even be willing to live in the White House

It might be a bit quaint by her standards.

[Octafish]

12. The church she got married in has a cash bar.

It was kind of hard work.

[Beaverhausen]

23. LOL!

[yellowcanine]

13. "I like beautiful stuff." Well of course you do, bless your heart!

[pinboy3niner]

14. I hear you, Melania. I once had to stay in a Motel 4.

[LiberalElite]

29. Is that worse than Motel 6? eom

[grasswire]

31. LOLOL

DUZY!!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

15. "I'm not a real First Lady....."

".....but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

[Gidney N Cloyd]

16. The bed in the motel had special teeny tiny Magic Fingers installed.

[milestogo]

18. ...

[pinboy3niner]

20. *snort*

[grasswire]

32. Hahahahha!

Excellent.

[romanic]

19. It's probably the language barrier.

But everytime she talks is quoted, it's like hearimg or reading something from a child.

[pinboy3niner]

21. Like a Stockholm Syndrome child. nt

[Initech]

22. I stayed where my serfs stayed and ate their steam tray breakfast buffets!

And swam in the community pool, and then dried off using the bolted in hair dryer! It was a great experience!

[TeamPooka]

24. "It was clean." nt

[liberal N proud]

27. Very condescending

[Baobab]

33. What do people expect? She's a former European model, who married a billionaire

She sounds like the brains of the operation, to some extent.

I think its English not being her first language.

She doesn't sound like "Euro trash" at all.. She's not snooty either.