Since it's all about female ugliness from sexist men, let me ask a simple question

[malaise]

Is Trump the ugliest candidate for President ever?

[stage left]

1. Nixon wasn't too pretty either.

Trump does have the ugliest mouth of any candidate ever, but that could be partly because of the crap that comes out of it.

[pinboy3niner]

2. Well...

Picky, picky, picky.

[OldHippieChick]

30. But Pat was so cute

in an ugly sort of way

[malaise]

37. Nixon was Miss World compared with Trump

[hamsterjill]

3. In my opinion, he's NOT easy on the eyes.

If that's sexist, you'll have to forgive me, but he deserves it. He makes himself look worse, too, in my opinion, by the white around the eyes and the orange tan. Not to mention the comb over. You'd think with all of the money that he has, he'd have a decent stylist who could help him with his appearance.

But the REAL ugliness about him is his attitude toward people, particularly women. He's a bully.

[ProfessorGAC]

4. Hey Malaise, What Did I Miss? (Never Mind)

I saw it now.

[malaise]

35. LOL

[Octafish]

5. It all depends on who really has Uptown Top Ranking.

The late lawyer of the BFEE:



Trump’s Mobbed Up, McCarthyite Mentor Roy Cohn

Now for something completely antidote from that:

[BlueStater]

15. He actually resembled something of a human being when he was younger.

At least physically.

Now he looks like some bloated orange alien with a smaller, furrier alien controlling him via his head.

[Octafish]

17. The Hatred has shaped him.

“At 50, everyone has the face he deserves.” -- George Orwell

[malaise]

38. Yep and Trump is a perfet illustration

He grows uglier by the day

[Jeffersons Ghost]

20. If you are talking about ET-type aliens, here in New Mexico, we might take offense

First, the US Government captures crash victims near Roswell, New Mexico. Then, they conduct unethical experiments on them. Later, they hire witnesses, who claim aliens are experimenting on people! Finally, narrow-minded people compare them to Trump; the worst humiliation imaginable, for space-aliens with large brains.

[malaise]

34. ROFL

[Solly Mack]

6. I look at Trump and I see someone who secretly eats his own boogers.

[malaise]

39. That might explain his mouth

Didn't they catch Cruz eating his???

[libodem]

7. Cruise

[Nye Bevan]

19. Tom Cruise never ran for president. I think you mean Ted Cruz. (nt)

[libodem]

24. Of course

My mistake. Both are miscreants.

[Nye Bevan]

25. Ever since about that thing about Cruise insisting his wife give birth in total silence.....

I mean really, WTF?

[libodem]

26. Total nutbag

[malaise]

40. It's a tie

[libodem]

45. .

[smirkymonkey]

8. Off the top of my head, I can't really think of a more unattractive

Presidential candidate ever. And that's saying something. The ugly is physical, but it also just permeates his whole being. He's so TACKY looking! The red/orange face; the yellow thinning comb over: the loud, simian-like mouth. He just exudes smarminess.

[malaise]

41. Couldn't say it better

[smirkymonkey]

48. Thank YOU!

[Katashi_itto]

9. I dunno, can it count if they ran at any time? If so my money is on Cruz.

Cruz reminds me of a "Human" slowly changing into a Fish person in one of Lovecraft's horror stories.

[MisterP]

11. he's got that Innsmouth look

[Katashi_itto]

12. Exactly!!!!!!

[MisterP]

13. sealife trying to take on a mockery of human form

[Scootaloo]

28. Hah! That's perfect

[Katashi_itto]

32. Lol I love that one!! Try this:

Or

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[Scootaloo]

33. I have all the albums

Back when I worked the kitchen in a nursing home, i'd put them on around Christmas when we were cleaning and we'd all have a laugh. One year though, we'd left the serving door open, and a couple residents were sitting outside, listening and smiling.

"Beautiful, just beautiful" one lady said. "I always did love Christmas carols!"

[malaise]

43. You're cracking me up

[Katashi_itto]

50. :)

[runaway hero]

10. no

[Thespian2]

14. Yep

Another thread compared his mouth to an ape's asshole, so I reckon he is rather ugly...Nixon, of course, was ugly as well, but I think tRump wins the Not Beautiful contest...because of the cesspit inside the outer covering...

[lark]

16. Inside and out,

he's the ugliest candidate for President I've ever seen.

[Nye Bevan]

18. Abe Lincoln was a great man but he was no Brad Pitt (nt)

[Jeffersons Ghost]

22. and Lincoln founded the Republican Party, which is obviously based on ugly humans...

Has anyone seen Ann Coulter - in person - without make-up?

[Egnever]

42. Oh I don't know

I think he had a certain devilish charm.

[malaise]

44. Lincoln was way better looking than Trump

and he was 6.4 - very, very tall

[Glassunion]

21. Henry Clay

[Glassunion]

23. or Winfield Scott

[malaise]

49. Scott was better looking than Trump

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Clay could compete
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[Scootaloo]

27. Have we forgotten Ted Cruz already?

[libodem]

46. Poor homley fuck

Ugly as sin on the inside.

[Scootaloo]

47. It's a face even a dog couldn't love n/t

[Maeve]

29. Ugly is as ugly does

He's most assuredly in the final line-up (just no, no, NO swimsuit competition!)

[OldHippieChick]

31. Oh please!!!

Can someone photoshop the candidates in a swimsuit competition??? That would be such delicious fun!

[malaise]

36. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[felix_numinous]

51. He has an ugly attitude

who cares what he looks like, I'd vote for a crustacean if he had the right policies and could kick some corporate ass.

[BlueMTexpat]

52. Cruz was every bit as ugly, IMO.

More importantly, BOTH are very ugly inside where it counts most.

[Depaysement]

53. The Obamas are . . .

. . . a helluva a lot better looking than the Trumps.

And both were actually born in the USA. Imagine that.

[malaise]

54. The Obamas are a lovely family

They don't only have good looks, they have class and dignity

[Depaysement]

55. Couldn't agree more nt