Alex Jones: 'Michelle Obama Is A Man' Who Murdered Joan Rivers To Cover It Up

[KamaAina]

Not. The. Onion.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/alex-jones-michelle-obama-man-who-murdered-joan-rivers-cover-it

InfoWars broadcaster and Donald Trump ally Alex Jones is back to claiming that First Lady Michelle Obama is secretly a transgender woman, but this time he’s adding a new twist to his conspiracy theory: that Obama had comedienne Joan Rivers killed after she joked about the first lady being trans....

He went on to say that the first lady acts like she’s “god” and that the president wants schools to “teach five-year-olds how to be trannies.”

“Don’t forget,” Jones said, “the famous comedienne Joan Rivers said, ‘Of course everyone knows she’s a tranny.’ She’s dead serious, ‘She’s a man.’ Deader than a doornail in a routine operation where basically she had fire poured down her throat and was a fire-breathing goblin. Dead on arrival. Shoot your mouth off, honey, you will die.”...

“I really think — her daughters don’t look like her — I really think this is some weird hoax they did again,” he said, “just like he didn’t get sworn in on the Bible, it was the Quran. All this weirdness, I mean, I used to laugh at this stuff, but man, it’s all about rubbing our noses in it. I think it’s all an arranged marriage, it’s all completely fake and it’s this big sick joke because he’s obsessed with transgender, just like some weird cult or something. I think Michelle Obama is a man. I really do. I really do. I believe it.”

[Jackie Wilson Said]

1. Anyone who doesnt vote for the Democratic nominee, is guilty of making this acceptable

[SammyWinstonJack]

18. Ugh

[NightWatcher]

2. Poor guy needs treatment

[Ilsa]

3. No sympathy for that

Ignorant devil.

The girls look a little like both parents. They don't understand that there really are tall strong women with XX 23rd chromosomes.

[pressbox69]

4. Or maybe

he takes too much treatment.

[Odin2005]

9. Naw, he doesn't believe one bit of the BS he spews.

He's a grifter exploiting the mentally ill.

[Johonny]

10. I agree

[backscatter712]

13. No, I'd say that Alex Jones isn't one to drink his own Kool-Aid.

He's a grifter, who just jumps from conspiracy theory to conspiracy theory, spewing anything that makes him a buck.

[Ilsa]

5. I'm shocked that decent, intelligent

People fall for these disgusting accusations. I know sweet, thoughtful people who lap this swill up.

[tenderfoot]

6. Just posted that story on Billy Corgan's fb page

eom

[Tommy_Carcetti]

8. Oh, Billy.

I basically view you as a member of my family because you are an absolute freaking musical genius no matter how cantankerous a bastard you might be, and your music is essentially a cornerstone of my life.

But right now you're that member of the family that I dread seeing on Thanksgiving.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

7. Alex Jones deserves to be placed in the same catagory as the Westboro folks and Ann Coulter as.....

.....people who the media simply needs to ignore and refuse to give any sort of press coverage whatsoever, period.

I wish I could say the same for Donald Trump, but sadly that ship has sailed. He's the presumptive nominee of a major political party.

[IcyPeas]

11. murdered Joan Rivers...

in the Parlor with the Candlestick?

with the Rope in the Dining Room?

[KamaAina]

14. You must be thinking of Colonel Mustard.

[backscatter712]

12. What is with the "Michelle Obama is transgender" nonsense?

I've been hearing this garbage on and off since Obama got elected.

"Oh look, that woman's black, tall, and doesn't put up with bullshit from right-wing asshats, that means she's a man in a dress!"

Shows the kind of bigoted windowlicking waterheads that make up the right-wing base...

[monmouth4]

15. Strong, well-toned, yeah, they really don't like that. Idiots..n/t

[KamaAina]

17. Well, when was the last time (s)he went to North Carolina?

[LenaBaby61]

16. Absolutely ....

Reprehensible, and deplorable.

But then again, Jones is 52 cards short of a deck, which means he doesn't even have a deck full of cards to begin with.