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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsPoking fun at the potty obsessed Governor of NC--with some digs at teacher pay and voter fraud, too
An edited version of this column appeared today in the print edition of the Raleigh NewsObserver.
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Yall, I cant say enough about how protected I feel by my big, strong heterosexual governor. Incidentally, the law doesnt affect transgendered folk who have gotten their birth certificates changed. I suppose this means that anyone who looks a little shaky in those knock-off Louboutins could whip out the birth certificate to the inevitable Restroom Birth Certificate Inspector who must be on duty to protect and serve.
Thank you, Governor McCrory and General Assembly. With the exception of a few malcontent Democratic state senators, you have saved womankind. Perverts everywhere must surely be scurrying into other less progressive states to plan their bathroom assaults.
Heres the thing: Pat McCrory has clearly never spent any time in a ladies rest room or he would know that we go in pairs or even packs. Aint nobody messing with us in there, least of all a heterosexual rapist masquerading as a woman. If threatened, we will circle him like the rental chairs at a bridal shower and well kick his butt six ways from Sunday. Anything else just wouldnt be Christian.
Do read the whole column here: http://celiarivenbark.com/2016/04/the-guv-doesnt-speak-for-my-north-carolina/
Tomorrow the NC Legislature opens for its regular short session. There will be protests and Moral Mondays will be back in force, celebrating
its Third Anniversary with a rally and sit-ins against "Hate Bill 2" (HB 2) For a schedule of the planned events http://www.naacpnc.org/
https://www.facebook.com/North-Carolina-NAACP-153909614646324/
Bluenorthwest
(45,319 posts)I'm tired of hearing their excuses.
ms liberty
(8,580 posts)In my small, rural county, Hillary only got 25 more votes than Bernie. Unfortunately, also in my county, Cruz and Trump each got more than twice as many votes as Bernie and Hillary combined. Sigh. I love my state, but a lot of people here, really good, nice people, have been propagandized and brainwashed for far too long.
mnhtnbb
(31,392 posts)One Dem Representative (of the 11 who voted in favor of HB 2) has walked back his vote
and says he'll work for repeal.
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/billy-richardson-regrets-vote-hb2
As for the Hillary/Bernie split--the most progressive counties went for Bernie.
The delegate count: 59 for Hillary
45 for Bernie
http://north-carolina.state-election.info/
Skittles
(153,169 posts)cwydro
(51,308 posts)Maybe research before you post.
DinahMoeHum
(21,794 posts)Jimmy tossed in some additional lyrics to his song Great Filling Station Holdup:
http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=70&t=95560
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Well I was sittin' down in the Waffle House confused as I could be
Ever since I heard the news, I don't know where to pee
Here in North Carolina, it's open to debate
Old folks here use common sense and others legislate
But still I don't wanna be anywhere other than here
Maybe out on the outer banks, sipping on a beer
No I'm gonna be anywhere other than here
Cause that great legislation holdup might cost 'em a lot next year
Yeah that great legislation holdup might cost 'em a lot next year
(snip)
SalviaBlue
(2,917 posts)Thanks for posting this.
Initech
(100,080 posts)meow2u3
(24,764 posts)North Carolina: where you must have photo ID just to take a shit!