Skewering Carnival CRUZ: magnificently done by Bill MAHER & CRUZ's college ex-roommate Craig MAZIN
MAZIN is the screenwriter of the Hangover sequels & is who told us about the early on contempt and detestation Carnival CRUZ has always been held in. Besides telling us about his paisley dressing robe and auto-stimulation in the dorm. In his recent Tweeting, MAZIN has been running a "trade" or "no trade" session with those who describe their own horrible roommates.
********* MAZINs Twitter:
https://twitter.com/clmazin
Craig Mazin. Amazing job @billmaher. We did occasionally call Ted "fuckface" at Princeton-- when we felt like being polite.
Craig Mazin: Trade. >>>
deepfriedlard: My freshman year roommate stole my online identity and used my computer to arrange trysts with prostitutes in Singapore. Trade?
Craig Mazin. Trade. >>>
Miraialex: my roommate(CSUN)was a drug dealing ass hole who used his girlfriend for her car and food and fooled around behind her back. Trade?
Craig Mazin ?. Trade. >>>
Doctor Ben: Roommate tired to be a pot dealer, smoked it all, had to call his mom and beg for 8K so his dealer wouldnt break his fingers.
Craig Mazin . Trade. >>>
rob stockton: College roommate threw knives into the walls for fun, punched a hole in my bedroom door cos I asked him to do his dishes. Trade?
Craig Mazin . Same for same violates trade. >>>
Brian Scully: Ted Cruz clone. Trade?
Craig Mazin ?. Trade. >>>
Carlo Ian Kaz: my roommate liked Nickelback. ...
(and many more of these Tweets... )
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