Bill Maher: 25 Facts You Did Not Know about Ted Cruz

[Octafish]

Warning: Do not watch this while eating, drinking or operating machinery!

http://www.alternet.org/video/watch-bill-maher-nails-fckface-ted-cruz-hilarious-list-facts-you-didnt-know

[haikugal]

1. That was too funny last night. Had me laughing right along with them...wholly shit!! nt

[Plucketeer]

9. I must say

While I almost always get one good belly laugh from Bill's show, I laughed my rear off thru the whole 25 things about Cruz. I hope to high hell that Cruz got to see this!

[enid602]

2. on a roll

Maher also said a few weeks ago that Ted has all the appeal of Jared Fogle, but without the inspiring weight loss story. He's on a roll.

[Journeyman]

3. Thanks. Too funny. I'll be sharing that . . .

[Stallion]

4. Don't Know How He Made it Through the Bit

....it was hysterical

[ReRe]

5. I don't think I have ever...

... seen Bill bend over with laughter like that. I think it was because Van was sitting right there by him, who had his head on the table laughing.

[awoke_in_2003]

8. Van has an infectious laugh. nt

[Pharaoh]

6. kicking for later

[awoke_in_2003]

7. Van Jones was on?

Glad I DVRed it. Getting rid of him was a huge mistake on the part of the Obama admin, IMO.

[SummerSnow]

10. I totally agree. I thought I was the only person who said the same thing. K&R

[awoke_in_2003]

13. I think a lot of us...

said it when he was tossed off of the bus. It was done to appease the republicans, which is akin to trying to appease Attila the Hun.

[dhill926]

11. even funnier the second time around.....

"Hank".....hahaha.....

[malaise]

12. He nailed it

[Overseas]

14. K&R. Wonderful!

[Shrike47]

15. More, more! That wasn't 25.

Only the nice students at Princeton called him 'Fuckface'. You don't want to hear what the mean kids called him.