Humpday Hatemail -- now with voting!
I thought everyone could use a bit of cheering up today so here's a fresh and steaming pile of hatemail for your perusal. When you're done, check out the poll at the bottom and vote for your favorite hate mailer!
Subject: RE: Illegal Violations of My Freedom of Speech, and Censorship of My Comments on Your Website
ATTENTION “DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND”:
I am so tired of you so-called "pro-'democracy'" and "freedom" websites that violate freedom of speech, freedom of religion, freedom of belief and freedom of expression, all of which are human and civil rights under Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights (international human rights law), and the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights.
FYI, unpopular speech and so-called “offensive” speech are protected free speech rights; and, therefore, you have no legal rights whatsoever to censor ANY such comments that you deem to be such but that do not threaten anyone and/or are not illegal in any way, such as my comments.
Therefore, immediately and totally cease and desist all violations of my human and civil rights, my freedom of speech, and censorship of my comments on your website. Or, as is nothing but my First and Fifth Amendment rights to warn you of, and as a bona fide member in good standing of the National Lawyers Guild [(NLG) as a fully physically disabled former legal worker], the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), and Amnesty International (AI), I will be taking nothing but legal action(s) against your company and/or organization for all violations of same, as well as other legal causes of action.
You are therefore and hereby legally put on notice of all of same.
Also, immediately restore my account registration and all of my previously-submitted comments.
Thank you for all of your nothing but legal consideration and response to this entire very important matter, if any.
In nothing but Truth,
(name redacted), Human Rights and Civil Liberties Advocate
Subject: It's really sad what DU has become.
I had to be sick with looking at a nude male with a helmet on the end of his erect penis and hide it by jury decision, yet I question Rachel the darling on her obsession with all things teh gay and get nuked.
What is going on here?
Subject: Posts
Its funny you preach free speech but when someone disagrees with you boom pull the plug I read your terms of use what I posted was not even as hateful as other posts agenst him.. My true feelings are with all the lies we are finding out about what happened like Zimmerman was hurt treated at sean and 911 call cut pot res found on him at school Zimmerman will be free not just because he was justified but all the lies and tricks being played by news and others now there talking about suing looks like it's about money to thank god iam on the right god bless America right is the right side
Subject: (no subject)
:-D Van Jones you commie two bit bastard , Van Jones you commie two bit bastard ,Van Jones you commie two bit bastard ,Van Jones you commie two bit bastard ,Van Jones you commie two bit bastard ,Van Jones you commie two bit bastard ,Van Jones you commie two bit bastard ,Van Jones you commie two bit bastard ,Van Jones you commie two bit bastard ,
See ya Around maybe not lol. l8-)
Subject: I wonder if you have any idea
how many Democrats you have alienated by your insistence on one single
position on virtually every issue. You treat us like we're children
with any minds of our own and you 'tombstone' anyone who doesn't toe
that narrow little insipid line. It will be interesting to see how
you keep your little handful of cocksuckers in line in future. You
could have had a thousand dollars I've spent on domains I would gladly
have donated to DU if you hadn't been such an ideological prick. I
hope you're satisfied, little David. Eat shit and die.
Subject: account PCButMorallyWrong
I assume only one point of view is allowed on you website. Very ‘liberal’ of you. Not to mention “Compassionate”. I would circumvent you with multiple accounts but your closed minded action tells me you are not interested in facts, just opinions. I would give you my opinion but as a professional accountant you would have to pay for it.
Good day.
Subject: Red state t shirts
Is it too late to buy one of the Red State University t-shirts? I have always wanted one. Love the new layout, good job!
Subject: "breaking news" "good reads"
who the hell cares about your stupid categorizing??? you guys are tooools!
Subject: No response just like I suspected
Gutless cowards is all you are, you Blue Dog Swine can't handle facts and truth you purge the truth every chance you get.
Blue Dog DINO swine like you have destroyed the REAL Democratic Party, you are such cowards you REFUSE to disclose your DLC ties on your trifling site but a simple google of Head Swine David Allen shows that he and his toady’s are nothing but corporate whores who are not interested at all in a liberal or progressive agenda.
The least you cowards could do is become Repukes but you don’t even have the courage of conviction to even do that.
In fact if you were forced to disclose where your real funding comes from, I would be willing to bet it come direct from the Koch Brothers. But I and many others know you will not fully disclose, cowards never do they hide and cower.
I also know you lack the balls to post this on your so called hate mail page, why because I speak the TRUTH about swine like you and your Blue Dog pals and you can’t deal with it.
Blue Dog DLC DINO Swine like you are the problem with America today along with your Repuke pals, you are all the REAL enemy of Freedom in America Today.
Subject: Opposing Views
I got kicked off of the comment section because I believe that our continued fear mongering of the Climate Change mistake to the voter is actually a death threat to the voter's children. The greatest threat to the planet is what we are saying and the longer we fear monger the voter's children, the longer neocons will sit in power.
Sustainable is not what climate change support is after 26 years of it.
I hope you see the logic of my concern at least.
POLL: Who is your favorite hate mailer?
| 114 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Time expired | |
| The person who thinks we're violating his Fifth Amendment rights | |
62 (54%) |
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| The person who got sick looking at a nude male with a helmet on the end of his erect penis | |
7 (6%) |
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| The person who just found out that George Zimmerman "was hurt treated at sean and 911 call cut pot res found on him at school" | |
22 (19%) |
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| Van Jones you commie two bit bastard! | |
10 (9%) |
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| The person who was on the verge of giving us a thousand dollars and then decided not to | |
3 (3%) |
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| The person who would like us to pay him to troll DU | |
0 (0%) |
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| The person who wants to buy a Red State t-shirt | |
0 (0%) |
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| The person who feels threatened by categories | |
1 (1%) |
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| The person who wants Head Swine David Allen to disclose his secret ties to the Koch Brothers | |
5 (4%) |
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| The person who thinks that "Sustainable is not what climate change support is after 26 years of it." | |
4 (4%) |
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| 0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided. | |
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I'm particularly glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.
all the beers in the fridge
all the cookies in the cookie jar
the last slice of pie
simply for it's sheer unintelligibility. 
Does that count as a Google Bomb?
If *YOU* can translate the "English" being used.. Better than me
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-is-this-i-dont-even
All of them were enlightening. But, I had to go with the Koch Brothers one because it's time that you, Skinner and Elad were exposed for the...um...stuff...that you do behind our backs!!!! So yeah!!! 
but the makes me 
and 
but penis helmet was really really close
because the whole rant made me laugh out loud.
I wish we could do this more often.
Glad it's not the same guy.
Ultimately I had to go with the first one though, if for no other reason than that s/he felt the need to use quotations within quotations.
(i.e. "pro-'democracy'"
. Thanks for the treat; I think a lot of people needed it today.
It's made out of tinfoil, however. Still, it got my vote.
Don't get outta NorCal much these days. Help a brother out here.
Goodbye and thanks for all the laughs, ::redacted::
and here's why:
because so many tiny little words all up next to each other with no commas periods question marks make you feel out of breath(e) like you were running very very fast or were caught at seen (sic) with call cut pot res found on you
::coughs::
But they were all really impressive. I love hate mail!
"HOW ABOUT I KEEP MY MONEY AND YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF."
no errors in spelling, grammar, or punctuation. I think he really is one of us.
Bake
I'm also "agenst" nonsensical thinkers who post in the same horrific fashion with run-on sentences and misspellings and made-up phrases like "911 call cut pot res" without explaining what it means and inserting a meaningless "god bless America" as though saying so automatically gives him the moral high ground.
You guys so have to post a copy of the complaint when he files suit for your violation of his civil right to be an asshat.
I've been laughing so hard I'm crying, and my dogs are whining, moaning and worried
So much word salad to choose from, but in the end I went for the imagery of the helmet-wearing erect penis Don't know how I missed that pic...maybe a thread about circumcision?!?
You swine, you!
"Head Swine David Allen" got my vote. But they were all great. Hilarious stuff.
Thanks!
