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TRENTON (The Borowitz Report)No one in the United States has taken note of the total disappearance of New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, who vanished from view several weeks ago.
In interviews with residents across the country, few if any Americans displayed interest in, or concern about, the whereabouts of Christie, who, until he disappeared, had been a once-prominent political figure.
"I hadnt really thought about him until you mentioned it, said Trenton resident Carol Foyler, echoing the opinions of many others in the Garden State.
Huh, she added.
Tracy Klugian, a resident of Teaneck, said that it took him a moment to remember who Christie was, but then acknowledged that it was kind of weird that he had disappeared.
I mean, he used to be here and now hes not, he said. Whatever.
At the University of Minnesota, the historian Davis Logsdon said it was highly unusual for a governor of such a major state to simply drop off the radar without anyone noticing.
Chris Christies disappearance raises a whole host of questions, he said. Where did he go? When did he leave? Does he plan to come back? To be honest with you, I dont care.
Efforts to contact Governor Christie for this article were not made.
www.borowitzreport.com
FSogol
(45,488 posts)Jennylynn
(696 posts)I figured it said the usual....'for this article went unanswered.'.....LOL! Poor Christie.
Old Crow
(2,212 posts)Loved it!
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LAS14
(13,783 posts)... in a chair behind Trump I'm not surprised that he went off and crawled in a hole. At the time I thought to myself, "This can't go on!"
HuskyOffset
(889 posts)that he should crawl into his own a-hole, but scientists tell me that that amount of mass in that amount of space could cause a singularity, which would be dangerous.
leftieNanner
(15,124 posts)thanks loads.
felix_numinous
(5,198 posts)there's a shift in the wind.
C Moon
(12,213 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)Trump probably has in a program for rapid weight reduction.
90-percent
(6,829 posts)yes. i've heard it's yuuggggggeeeee and he only hires the leading weight loss experts that are the best, the absolute best in their field. you go there and you'll end up being too skinny unbelievably skinny. and fit too. And no Muslims or illegals allowed!
-90% Jimmy
WestMichRad
(1,326 posts)Er, no, probably not.... not sure he could (in either the literal or figurative sense)!
eridani
(51,907 posts)HillareeeHillaraah
(685 posts)And looking for a job...in the private sector no doubt.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)Private sector as in the mob would not surprise me.
chknltl
(10,558 posts)....and impending litigations he has decided to lay low?
Helen Borg
(3,963 posts)left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)Plucketeer
(12,882 posts)AlbertCat
(17,505 posts).... he's stuck in traffic on some bridge.
George II
(67,782 posts)...all around the state. In fact, just yesterday he announced his nominee for the NJ Supreme Court.
Surya Gayatri
(15,445 posts)Helen Borg
(3,963 posts)Helen Borg
(3,963 posts)Gene Debs
(582 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)several of whom have filed for bankruptcy.
FighttheFuture
(1,313 posts)RIP his political career.
djean111
(14,255 posts)Trump out. There may be a lot of ex-candidates nourishing that hope.
Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)I for one hadn't noticed Chris Christie had disappeared didn't miss him a bit. I just wish he had taken a few more Cons with him like Ted Cruz.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)hamsterjill
(15,222 posts)Hoppy
(3,595 posts)2cannan
(344 posts)Twitter Wonders Whether Trump Held Christie Hostage On Super Tuesday
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/twitter-christie-trump-hostage-super-tuesday
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)I love Borowitz.
malaise
(269,054 posts)David Wildstein.
This is great
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)get your tongue off my boot, and get on your plane!
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Know what I'm sayin'?