Christian author claims dildos and sex toys are a "portal" to the demonic realm

[davidn3600]

Christian author and publisher Mack Major warned over the weekend that “Christian women are losing their salvation” by using dildos, which he called a “direct path to Satan.”

“Too many Christian women are losing their salvation because they masturbate,” Mack wrote on the Eden Decoded Facebook page. “Dildos and all of those other sex toys have been used for thousands of years in demonic sex rituals. It’s one of the main ways ancient pagan societies worshiped their demonic gods.”

“Masturbation is a direct path to Satan,” he added. “There’s nothing normal about it. And shame on any Christian that says so.”

On the Eden Decoded website, Mack urged readers not to be “ignorant of Satan’s devices.” And he suggested that the ancient city of Pompeii was destroyed because it was “completely engulfed in a culture of pornography, homosexuality, wild orgies and the worship of the little god with the huge member known as Priapus.”

“Many of you who are reading this have sex toys in your possession right now,” he noted. “And whether you want to accept it as fact or not: those sex toys are an open portal between the demonic realm and your own life.”

“As long as you have those sex toys in your home, you have a doorway that can allow demons to not only access your life at will, but also to torment you, hinder and destroy certain parts of your life as it relates to sex and your relationships.”

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/christian-publisher-women-are-losing-their-salvation-because-they-masturbate/

Sometimes you just have to laugh...

[Initech]

1. So does that mean the Bundy Bunch were in a portal to hell?

[msongs]

2. so what does he say about eating the body of christ and drinking his blood? sounds S/M to me nt

[Wounded Bear]

3. Can't blame him...

If you've seen some of those sex toys out there, they can be somewhat.....intimidating. :evilvrin:

[Warren DeMontague]

4. Only if you keep them clean and well charged

Try using steely dan with some worn out D cells and you're likely to get transported to Baltimore or some shit.

[Lochloosa]

5. As my Great Uncle Cody once told me...

Any man that tells you he does not masturbate is a damn liar and any women that tells you that is a damn fool.

It's a southern thing. Don't jump on me.

[LiberalElite]

6. These right wingers have such great imaginations -

I bet they could write some really great porn... Hmmm......

[Pakid]

7. Darn

Besides having to worry about going blind now I also have to worry about going to Hell. I guess I had better change my ways since the last thing I want to do is to spend eternity in Hell especially since I hear that it is full of Republicans and fundamental Christians. Spending more than a couple of minutes with these people is pure Hell

[0rganism]

8. hard to imagine a single dildo being a gateway, but maybe with 5 or 6 of the really big ones...

building techniques involving load-bearing dildos are underrepresented, or at least hard to see in action in my normal hangout spots.
i could definitely envision someone making a dildo gateway, kind of like this but with dildos:

side note: is it a coincidence that the main boss of the series (Diablo) is oft referred to by players as "Big Pink"? perhaps.

[jmowreader]

9. I wasn't aware anyone actually worshipped Priapus

It was more likely that Priapus' fans bought cheap paintings of him and hung them in their orgy rooms, like modern-day men do when they hang poker-playing dog prints in their man caves.

Besides, I didn't know "Oh God, I'm coming!" really meant "Hail Satan!"

[TimeToEvolve]

10. L-O-L

probably reflecting on his own experience!

[Major Nikon]

11. ...

[Scootaloo]

26. I damn near died

Thanks for that!

[mnhtnbb]

30. That's hilarious.

Thanks for the laugh.

These fundie Christian males are just scared shitless that women are going to live on their own without them.
They cannot begin to imagine a world where it's love, respect, compassion, and equality that drives women
to have long term relationships with men--not worship of a penis.

[FSogol]

32. LOL

[Fumesucker]

12. What's the over under on him turning up hog tied in two wetsuits with a dildo up his ass?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/dead-reverends-rubber-fetish

[TimeToEvolve]

16. whoa! was not expecting that!

i guess that revises Christopher Hitchkin's infamous quote!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

13. So that's what possessed Bill O'Reilly!....... (Bzzzzzzzzz)

[ohnoyoudidnt]

14. So there's no sex toys in heaven?

Well, shit.

[aikoaiko]

15. If used correctly, hells yeah, the portal will open.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

17. If they find it, they will play with it...

Sorry it's backwards.

[Codeine]

18. Only the high end ones, used correctly. nt

[sarcasmo]

19. Thanks for the laugh.

[yellowcanine]

20. Not to mention the blindness and hairy palms.

[IDemo]

21. Someone in the industry is missing the boat if they don't adopt the 'Portal' brand name n/t

[raccoon]

22. Whaddya wanna bet he looks at Internet porn? nt

[raccoon]

23. A lot of idiots think that.

he suggested that the ancient city of Pompeii was destroyed because it was “completely engulfed in a culture of pornography, homosexuality, wild orgies and the worship of the little god with the huge member known as Priapus.”

[peacefreak]

24. So why do I say

Ohgodohgodohgod?

[Baitball Blogger]

25. Obviously, nothing penetrates her narrow portal.

Another closed-minded Christian right-winger.

[JonathanRackham]

27. Why is this a freaking issue?

He probably doesn't know how to do it right anyway.

Up his.

Damn prude.

[peace13]

28. Projection!

If they're talking about it they're doing it. It a sad, old story.

[JonathanRackham]

29. Government and religion should be separate.

Sex and religion should be separate too.

Meanwhile the government can continue to screw us.

[bhikkhu]

31. 15 years ago my 5 year old daughter had a friend in preschool, until she talked about liking Pokemon

turns out her parents were fundies and taught their daughter that Pokemon (and cartoons in general, I'm sure) let demons into your soul. They weren't allowed to play any more. I felt really sorry for the kid, nutjob parents, preyed upon by a nutjob church.