Pee4Pat. Please contact Gov. McCrory before you potty in public.

[TalkingDog]

Every time you use a North Carolina public restroom, be sure to contact Governor Pat McCrory to confirm your adherence to or disregard of #HB2. #PeeingForPat #Pee4Pat

Governor's Office: 919-814-2000
Email: https://governor.nc.gov/contact/email-governor
Twitter (Pat): https://twitter.com/PatMcCroryNC
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/OfficeofGovernorMcCrory
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/govofficenc/

[3catwoman3]

1. There are so many creative people around.

[underpants]

2. That's hilarious.

[nc4bo]

3. So sharing. nt

[yellowcanine]

4. Dear Pat. It has been a number of years since I peed in a NC public restroom, but I want

to reassure you that yes, I did use a restroom appropriate to my birth gender, which is male, and I did use the urinal provided rather than pissing in the sink, a disgusting habit I have observed taking place at public events where there are not enough facilities available - particularly college football games where copious quantities of beer were consumed at tailgate parties. Even worse one time at a University of Maryland football game I observed young birth males pissing against the OUTSIDE wall of the restroom when they saw how long the line was. I am sure this would not happen at a NC State game, but you might want to propose legislation to deal with that eventuality as this appears to be a big loophole, or pisshole, as the case may be. Also while we are on the subject of inappropriate potty habits I was wondering, how does this law apply to the great outdoors in North Carolina where there are no restrooms available? As a birth male, I assume it is still okay for me to use a tree for number one but not okay to squat behind a bush, unless of course, I am caught short and need to do the old number two? As you can see, I have thought about this topic quite a lot so if you need to consult me on any future legislation I would be happy to oblige, just call me at 1-Piss-and-Poop, and leave a message. I will call you back just as soon as I am finished using the birth gender appropriate rest room.

[TalkingDog]

6. You rock.

[Initech]

5. How about I just name all my craps Pat McCrory?

[TalkingDog]

7. I was at a McCrony protest when he first got into office, chanting: Worse than Jesse Helms!!!

People looked at me like I had 2 heads. (or perhaps they didn't know who Jesse Helms was)

Sadly, turns out I was right.

Craps McCrory. I like it.

[In_The_Wind]

8. As I pass through NC, I'll let Gov. McCrory know how I feel while peeing there.