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Katashi_itto

(10,175 posts)
Wed Apr 6, 2016, 11:52 PM Apr 2016

High Elf, High on Acid, Attacks Woman's BMW With a Sword

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Portland, Ore. police responded to a 911 call at around 7 a.m. Tuesday morning from a woman who believed her car was under attack by a pirate. But instead of a routine pirate attack—oh, Portland—they discovered an armored man who claimed he was a High Elf.

He was at least half right. Although the man, dressed in chain mail and helmet, and equipped with sword, staff, and shield, wasn't actually an elf, he was definitely high.

Konrad Bass, 30, of Glendale, Ore., told officers he had taken LSD, and also identified himself as a "high-elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth." He was cited for criminal mischief and taken to a hospital.

Morgoth, the original dark lord and master of Sauron in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings mythology, has at his command various Balrogs, rivers of fire, and, apparently, BMWs (the official car of the Dark Enemy and sponsor of the last battle).

The car survived the encounter, although police say it was left with several puncture marks.
http://gawker.com/high-elf-high-on-acid-attacks-womans-bmw-with-a-sword-1579493237
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High Elf, High on Acid, Attacks Woman's BMW With a Sword (Original Post) Katashi_itto Apr 2016 OP
Verdict, don't take LSD. Rex Apr 2016 #1
Thanks for having made a key point Albertoo Apr 2016 #4
...... daleanime Apr 2016 #5
Exactly! And who wants that? Rex Apr 2016 #18
I hope you're not prejudiced against goblins and orcs? Albertoo Apr 2016 #20
Can't help it, every since I took an arrow to the knee at Helm's Deep Rex Apr 2016 #26
Let bygones be bygones Albertoo Apr 2016 #27
You know, I tried to be friendly to an orc years later. What did I get for it? Rex Apr 2016 #29
Sorry about Sparky. Yet, do try to become more trusting again. Albertoo Apr 2016 #33
True, maybe it was just a bad hair day. Rex Apr 2016 #36
I can prove to you you were wrong to be suspicious Albertoo Apr 2016 #37
See? You were too trusting and now you are second breakfast. Rex Apr 2016 #38
Can't throw water Albertoo Apr 2016 #39
Well you still have two perfectly good legs! Rex Apr 2016 #40
No way awoke_in_2003 Apr 2016 #47
But the saurons were wiped out by that meteor strike--that's how mammals finally got their chance tblue37 Apr 2016 #23
Because you think Saurons are gone for good? Albertoo Apr 2016 #24
They did leave behind the birds and the crocidilians, their lesser representatives, tblue37 Apr 2016 #25
Hoid it, you need to check your data nadinbrzezinski Apr 2016 #34
Kentucky fried t rex awoke_in_2003 Apr 2016 #48
That T-Rex evolved from goo. Taitertots Apr 2016 #54
He was preparing for Dagor Dagorath. Solly Mack Apr 2016 #2
Fucking LARPers Scootaloo Apr 2016 #3
Since the incident concluded with Konrad Bass still alive, I'm going to presume he's white. Gene Debs Apr 2016 #6
High Elf, Indeed. Warren DeMontague Apr 2016 #7
In all seriousness, I don't know what these guys are eating, but I suspect it's not actual LSD. Warren DeMontague Apr 2016 #8
I watched a Dateline NBC recently OnyxCollie Apr 2016 #9
i have to agree LiberalEsto Apr 2016 #15
He says he has mental issues csziggy Apr 2016 #42
Yeah, I would agree he has mental issues, & if those swords are live steel as I suspect they are.... Hekate Apr 2016 #46
Just your regular old Portland Monday Morning Morrison Bridge Commute Entmoot Warren DeMontague Apr 2016 #49
Treebeard is not amused Hekate Apr 2016 #55
Thanks. Folks with known mental health issues should probably not use LSD. Zorra Apr 2016 #57
I hope he can get the help he needs csziggy Apr 2016 #58
That's what I thought, too! n/t prayin4rain Apr 2016 #61
I've done more than my share of acid. It never made me want to hack at anything with a sword. hobbit709 Apr 2016 #10
Agree..! As a ranking iaidoka, i have never had the slightest urge Katashi_itto Apr 2016 #16
Morgoth would beat a high elf easily Motown_Johnny Apr 2016 #11
He failed his Save vs Acid roll. Codeine Apr 2016 #12
Sounds like a critical too. wickerwoman Apr 2016 #45
Only in Portland... Odin2005 Apr 2016 #13
some folks like an alternative life that is better than their own dembotoz Apr 2016 #14
The one true ring? Kentonio Apr 2016 #17
LOL +!11!! Glassunion Apr 2016 #22
BMW = Black Morgoth Wheels KamaAina Apr 2016 #19
Melkor Built My Hot Rod MisterP Apr 2016 #41
This guy is an asshole. Only Túrin can slay Morgoth according to the prophecies. Glassunion Apr 2016 #21
I thought high elves couldn't be Chaotic Evil. nt Bonobo Apr 2016 #28
He was fighing shape shifting Mordor nadinbrzezinski Apr 2016 #31
Very brave of him to take on Morgoth alone. That's a Sindar for you! nt Bonobo Apr 2016 #35
Not the best of photos nadinbrzezinski Apr 2016 #30
Yeah it would be odd csziggy Apr 2016 #43
Well, BMWs are evil .. kwassa Apr 2016 #32
Most Awesome Thread Ever!!! TomCADem Apr 2016 #44
:) Katashi_itto Apr 2016 #50
While certainly remarkable, this is two years old Android3.14 Apr 2016 #51
JRR Tolkein has a lot to answer for. Bad Dog Apr 2016 #52
This could just as easily been a guy drunk as hell. B Calm Apr 2016 #53
Morgoth's wife, "I was just driving home after a hard day at Minas Morgol. Katashi_itto Apr 2016 #56
Bass explained, "I wasn't in my right mind. I was still rocking my new pair of elf ears." Liberal_in_LA Apr 2016 #59
Too bad Tolkien never got around to writing his sequel to Lord of the Rings NobodyHere Apr 2016 #60
 

Rex

(65,616 posts)
1. Verdict, don't take LSD.
Thu Apr 7, 2016, 12:01 AM
Apr 2016

Said in an earlier thread, too hardcore for most people imo. Then again someone has to fight evil Morgoth.

 

Albertoo

(2,016 posts)
4. Thanks for having made a key point
Thu Apr 7, 2016, 01:40 AM
Apr 2016
Then again someone has to fight evil Morgoth.

I mean, if you don't, down the road, you've got a Sauron on your hands.
 

Albertoo

(2,016 posts)
20. I hope you're not prejudiced against goblins and orcs?
Thu Apr 7, 2016, 08:08 PM
Apr 2016

I mean, can't we all coexist in harmony?

 

Rex

(65,616 posts)
26. Can't help it, every since I took an arrow to the knee at Helm's Deep
Thu Apr 7, 2016, 09:48 PM
Apr 2016

We lost a lot of good wizards in the Battle of the Hornburg.

 

Albertoo

(2,016 posts)
27. Let bygones be bygones
Thu Apr 7, 2016, 09:52 PM
Apr 2016

A little arrow in the knee here and there should not become lasting grudges.

 

Rex

(65,616 posts)
29. You know, I tried to be friendly to an orc years later. What did I get for it?
Thu Apr 7, 2016, 09:58 PM
Apr 2016

Yep, a sword in the back. Thankfully it had cast a resurgence spell beforehand, otherwise I would have been Third Supper in the Pits of Utumno.

Last time I trusted a goblin, he ran off with my horse then ate him later (found the bones...RIP Sparky).

 

Albertoo

(2,016 posts)
33. Sorry about Sparky. Yet, do try to become more trusting again.
Thu Apr 7, 2016, 10:06 PM
Apr 2016

After all, who are you to say the next orc or goblin you meet won't be perfectly alright?

 

Albertoo

(2,016 posts)
37. I can prove to you you were wrong to be suspicious
Thu Apr 7, 2016, 10:12 PM
Apr 2016

I just met a very friendly orc, I just invited him for a drink and everything is going just finaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Rex

(65,616 posts)
38. See? You were too trusting and now you are second breakfast.
Thu Apr 7, 2016, 10:16 PM
Apr 2016

Try and find some water and throw it at him, Orcs hate the stuff. Like garlic and vampires.

 

Rex

(65,616 posts)
40. Well you still have two perfectly good legs!
Thu Apr 7, 2016, 10:29 PM
Apr 2016

Run for it! Is there a lake or river close by? I know Gandalf wouldn't give up.

tblue37

(65,357 posts)
23. But the saurons were wiped out by that meteor strike--that's how mammals finally got their chance
Thu Apr 7, 2016, 08:37 PM
Apr 2016

to evolve to higher levels. They were being kept down while saurons ruled the earth.

tblue37

(65,357 posts)
25. They did leave behind the birds and the crocidilians, their lesser representatives,
Thu Apr 7, 2016, 08:53 PM
Apr 2016

to keep an eye on us, and mabe to prepare the way for their return

 

Taitertots

(7,745 posts)
54. That T-Rex evolved from goo.
Fri Apr 8, 2016, 08:01 AM
Apr 2016

Next time you eat a chicken think about the mushrooms and goo blobs that evolved to form that chicken.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
8. In all seriousness, I don't know what these guys are eating, but I suspect it's not actual LSD.
Thu Apr 7, 2016, 02:18 AM
Apr 2016

A good case was made in the LSD thread that the real thing is pretty hard to find, now, ever since they busted the rogue chemist in the missile silo.

And those of us who spent our wayward youth running around after the Grateful Dead, have a bit of experience around people on actual LSD. I've seen some freakouts and more than my share of "I just had to get naked", but the reality is that in most cases it's not a lose-your-mind-and-imagine-the-BMW-is-a-balrog type experience.

I suspect this was bath salts or some shit.

 

OnyxCollie

(9,958 posts)
9. I watched a Dateline NBC recently
Thu Apr 7, 2016, 02:24 AM
Apr 2016

about a girl who OD'd on what was allegedly acid, but instead was a nasty combination of chemicals haphazardly splashed on a blotter sheet.

csziggy

(34,136 posts)
42. He says he has mental issues
Fri Apr 8, 2016, 12:47 AM
Apr 2016

"Wednesday night, Bass told KATU News was high on acid and suffering from hypomania when he attacked Bales' car. He admitted he's had mental health problems since he was a teenager. He also said he was off his "meds" at the time of the attack because he was trying holistic treatment instead of the pills he usually takes."

That was taken from this story which is much more detailed, including an interview with the woman whose car was attacked:

Woman describes attack by self-identified 'high elf'
By Hillary Lake Thursday, May 22nd 2014

<SNIP>

"He took a giant step and all of a sudden he was on the hood of my car. Oh, and we didn't know what to do so he's standing there and we just kept thinking, he'll go away. We'll just be really quiet then he stepped up on to the roof," Bales said.

<SNIP>

"We didn't know he had a weapon. And, he pulled a sword out of his robe that was about three feet long. It looked like from the days of King Arthur," she said.

<SNIP>

"He gets up and he stands on the hood of my car and he takes the sword and he begins plunging it into the hood of my car," Bales explained.

More: http://katu.com/news/local/woman-describes-attack-by-self-identified-high-elf-11-19-2015

Hekate

(90,690 posts)
46. Yeah, I would agree he has mental issues, & if those swords are live steel as I suspect they are....
Fri Apr 8, 2016, 01:27 AM
Apr 2016

....someone is going to bleed out the next time he decides homeopathic treatment will work better than the actual medication he needs to stabilize his relation with Consensual Reality.

Ye gods.

Zorra

(27,670 posts)
57. Thanks. Folks with known mental health issues should probably not use LSD.
Fri Apr 8, 2016, 11:34 AM
Apr 2016

(A public service message).

For many folks with mental health issues, taking acid is like playing Russian Roulette with their consciousness.

With the *possible* exception of using it in a controlled, peaceful environment, under the guidance of a stable. perceptive individual who has a great deal of personal experience both in using LSD, and in reassuring ("talking down&quot people who experience anxiety when tripping.

Some people have bad trips, and these bad trips scare the heck out of them, and cause them to "lose it" or "flip out", as we use to say back in the day. The most common fear I've seen among people having a bad trip is their fear that they will never "come down". Anyone who is not absolutely sure that they can use LSD without flipping out probably shouldn't use it. It can exacerbate an existing psychosis in some people. I've actually known people so frightened by a bad trip that they promise a deity that if he will only let them come down, they will serve him for the rest of their lives. And they later became extreme RW evangelical christian republicans. A living hell of total anxiety and fear.

For many others, using acid can be an invaluable, totally positive life altering experience that greatly adds to their overall happiness and well being.

Like Warren said upthread:

"...those of us who spent our wayward youth running around after the Grateful Dead, have a bit of experience around people on actual LSD. I've seen some freakouts and more than my share of "I just had to get naked", but the reality is that in most cases it's not a lose-your-mind-and-imagine-the-BMW-is-a-balrog type experience.

I suspect this was bath salts or some shit."

csziggy

(34,136 posts)
58. I hope he can get the help he needs
Fri Apr 8, 2016, 11:41 AM
Apr 2016

Personally I think he might want to work on his connection to reality rather than dressing up for role playing - and this is from someone who dressed up and played medieval re-enactments and whose husband still plays AD&D with same buddies since the 1970s. I knew some that let their invented characters take over their lives but none that lost themselves so much that they attacked an innocent BMW.

My other concern is that he was using "holistic treatment" and then whatever it was he thought was LSD. I hope his doctors/therapists can find a drug treatment that can help him.

hobbit709

(41,694 posts)
10. I've done more than my share of acid. It never made me want to hack at anything with a sword.
Thu Apr 7, 2016, 07:14 AM
Apr 2016

Whatever said elf was on I doubt very much there was LSD in it.

 

Katashi_itto

(10,175 posts)
16. Agree..! As a ranking iaidoka, i have never had the slightest urge
Thu Apr 7, 2016, 09:54 AM
Apr 2016

To chop up BMWs

Mazdas however.....

dembotoz

(16,805 posts)
14. some folks like an alternative life that is better than their own
Thu Apr 7, 2016, 09:18 AM
Apr 2016

care must be taken to keep them separate

Glassunion

(10,201 posts)
21. This guy is an asshole. Only Túrin can slay Morgoth according to the prophecies.
Thu Apr 7, 2016, 08:28 PM
Apr 2016

And with a BLACK sword, his was clearly metallic. What a douche.

 

nadinbrzezinski

(154,021 posts)
31. He was fighing shape shifting Mordor
Thu Apr 7, 2016, 10:05 PM
Apr 2016

ergo he was doing the right thing, trying to protect the shire from that monster! The article is almost as humorous as the photo.

 

nadinbrzezinski

(154,021 posts)
30. Not the best of photos
Thu Apr 7, 2016, 10:04 PM
Apr 2016

but humorous... I never came across a high elf, Those who were tripping on LSD usually spoke of demons though. And imagine the insurance call.

csziggy

(34,136 posts)
43. Yeah it would be odd
Fri Apr 8, 2016, 12:49 AM
Apr 2016
Bales claims her car has $4,000 dollars worth of damage.

"Even trying to call my insurance agency and tell them, they didn't even really know what category to put that in. It's so bizarre," she said.
http://katu.com/news/local/woman-describes-attack-by-self-identified-high-elf-11-19-2015

Bad Dog

(2,025 posts)
52. JRR Tolkein has a lot to answer for.
Fri Apr 8, 2016, 06:40 AM
Apr 2016

He must have known something like this would have happened when he wrote The Silmarillion.

 

Katashi_itto

(10,175 posts)
56. Morgoth's wife, "I was just driving home after a hard day at Minas Morgol.
Fri Apr 8, 2016, 11:08 AM
Apr 2016

Had three screaming Nazgul in the back. I had just gotten them from the babysitter.


Pulled to a stop and suddenly this High Elf comes out of nowhere.

Screaming at the top of his or her lungs -Elves all look alike to me. Anyway, he/she terrified the Nazgul, I will be spending a fortune on therapy now.

We signed a goddamn treaty after the fall of Sauron. Are we not safe?

We need a wall built around Mirkwood."

 

NobodyHere

(2,810 posts)
60. Too bad Tolkien never got around to writing his sequel to Lord of the Rings
Fri Apr 8, 2016, 12:33 PM
Apr 2016

I believe he was going to call it "Birth of a Hobbit Nation"

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