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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsHigh Elf, High on Acid, Attacks Woman's BMW With a Sword
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--1tiS39uF--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/vxv5vqw2fdze2i40cpud.jpgPortland, Ore. police responded to a 911 call at around 7 a.m. Tuesday morning from a woman who believed her car was under attack by a pirate. But instead of a routine pirate attackoh, Portlandthey discovered an armored man who claimed he was a High Elf.
He was at least half right. Although the man, dressed in chain mail and helmet, and equipped with sword, staff, and shield, wasn't actually an elf, he was definitely high.
Konrad Bass, 30, of Glendale, Ore., told officers he had taken LSD, and also identified himself as a "high-elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth." He was cited for criminal mischief and taken to a hospital.
Morgoth, the original dark lord and master of Sauron in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings mythology, has at his command various Balrogs, rivers of fire, and, apparently, BMWs (the official car of the Dark Enemy and sponsor of the last battle).
The car survived the encounter, although police say it was left with several puncture marks.
http://gawker.com/high-elf-high-on-acid-attacks-womans-bmw-with-a-sword-1579493237
Rex
(65,616 posts)Said in an earlier thread, too hardcore for most people imo. Then again someone has to fight evil Morgoth.
Albertoo
(2,016 posts)I mean, if you don't, down the road, you've got a Sauron on your hands.
Rex
(65,616 posts)I mean besides hordes of goblins and orcs?
Albertoo
(2,016 posts)I mean, can't we all coexist in harmony?
Rex
(65,616 posts)We lost a lot of good wizards in the Battle of the Hornburg.
Albertoo
(2,016 posts)A little arrow in the knee here and there should not become lasting grudges.
Rex
(65,616 posts)Yep, a sword in the back. Thankfully it had cast a resurgence spell beforehand, otherwise I would have been Third Supper in the Pits of Utumno.
Last time I trusted a goblin, he ran off with my horse then ate him later (found the bones...RIP Sparky).
Albertoo
(2,016 posts)After all, who are you to say the next orc or goblin you meet won't be perfectly alright?
Rex
(65,616 posts)Albertoo
(2,016 posts)I just met a very friendly orc, I just invited him for a drink and everything is going just finaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Rex
(65,616 posts)Try and find some water and throw it at him, Orcs hate the stuff. Like garlic and vampires.
Albertoo
(2,016 posts)The Orc already ate both my arms. On voice dictation from now.
Rex
(65,616 posts)Run for it! Is there a lake or river close by? I know Gandalf wouldn't give up.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)Those orcs are regular bastards.
tblue37
(65,357 posts)to evolve to higher levels. They were being kept down while saurons ruled the earth.
Albertoo
(2,016 posts)tblue37
(65,357 posts)to keep an eye on us, and mabe to prepare the way for their return
nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)next time you eat chicken... evolved from the T-Rex.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)Mm, mm, good
Taitertots
(7,745 posts)Next time you eat a chicken think about the mushrooms and goo blobs that evolved to form that chicken.
Solly Mack
(90,767 posts)You have to be vigilant.
Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)Gene Debs
(582 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)A good case was made in the LSD thread that the real thing is pretty hard to find, now, ever since they busted the rogue chemist in the missile silo.
And those of us who spent our wayward youth running around after the Grateful Dead, have a bit of experience around people on actual LSD. I've seen some freakouts and more than my share of "I just had to get naked", but the reality is that in most cases it's not a lose-your-mind-and-imagine-the-BMW-is-a-balrog type experience.
I suspect this was bath salts or some shit.
OnyxCollie
(9,958 posts)about a girl who OD'd on what was allegedly acid, but instead was a nasty combination of chemicals haphazardly splashed on a blotter sheet.
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)csziggy
(34,136 posts)"Wednesday night, Bass told KATU News was high on acid and suffering from hypomania when he attacked Bales' car. He admitted he's had mental health problems since he was a teenager. He also said he was off his "meds" at the time of the attack because he was trying holistic treatment instead of the pills he usually takes."
That was taken from this story which is much more detailed, including an interview with the woman whose car was attacked:
By Hillary Lake Thursday, May 22nd 2014
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"He took a giant step and all of a sudden he was on the hood of my car. Oh, and we didn't know what to do so he's standing there and we just kept thinking, he'll go away. We'll just be really quiet then he stepped up on to the roof," Bales said.
<SNIP>
"We didn't know he had a weapon. And, he pulled a sword out of his robe that was about three feet long. It looked like from the days of King Arthur," she said.
<SNIP>
"He gets up and he stands on the hood of my car and he takes the sword and he begins plunging it into the hood of my car," Bales explained.
More: http://katu.com/news/local/woman-describes-attack-by-self-identified-high-elf-11-19-2015
Hekate
(90,690 posts)....someone is going to bleed out the next time he decides homeopathic treatment will work better than the actual medication he needs to stabilize his relation with Consensual Reality.
Ye gods.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Hekate
(90,690 posts)>sigh<
Zorra
(27,670 posts)(A public service message).
For many folks with mental health issues, taking acid is like playing Russian Roulette with their consciousness.
With the *possible* exception of using it in a controlled, peaceful environment, under the guidance of a stable. perceptive individual who has a great deal of personal experience both in using LSD, and in reassuring ("talking down" people who experience anxiety when tripping.
Some people have bad trips, and these bad trips scare the heck out of them, and cause them to "lose it" or "flip out", as we use to say back in the day. The most common fear I've seen among people having a bad trip is their fear that they will never "come down". Anyone who is not absolutely sure that they can use LSD without flipping out probably shouldn't use it. It can exacerbate an existing psychosis in some people. I've actually known people so frightened by a bad trip that they promise a deity that if he will only let them come down, they will serve him for the rest of their lives. And they later became extreme RW evangelical christian republicans. A living hell of total anxiety and fear.
For many others, using acid can be an invaluable, totally positive life altering experience that greatly adds to their overall happiness and well being.
Like Warren said upthread:
"...those of us who spent our wayward youth running around after the Grateful Dead, have a bit of experience around people on actual LSD. I've seen some freakouts and more than my share of "I just had to get naked", but the reality is that in most cases it's not a lose-your-mind-and-imagine-the-BMW-is-a-balrog type experience.
I suspect this was bath salts or some shit."
csziggy
(34,136 posts)Personally I think he might want to work on his connection to reality rather than dressing up for role playing - and this is from someone who dressed up and played medieval re-enactments and whose husband still plays AD&D with same buddies since the 1970s. I knew some that let their invented characters take over their lives but none that lost themselves so much that they attacked an innocent BMW.
My other concern is that he was using "holistic treatment" and then whatever it was he thought was LSD. I hope his doctors/therapists can find a drug treatment that can help him.
prayin4rain
(2,065 posts)hobbit709
(41,694 posts)Whatever said elf was on I doubt very much there was LSD in it.
Katashi_itto
(10,175 posts)To chop up BMWs
Mazdas however.....
Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)This idiot was lucky he was wrong.
Codeine
(25,586 posts)Lesson -- never make CON your dump stat.
wickerwoman
(5,662 posts)Odin2005
(53,521 posts)dembotoz
(16,805 posts)care must be taken to keep them separate
Kentonio
(4,377 posts)Glassunion
(10,201 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)MisterP
(23,730 posts)Glassunion
(10,201 posts)And with a BLACK sword, his was clearly metallic. What a douche.
Bonobo
(29,257 posts)nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)ergo he was doing the right thing, trying to protect the shire from that monster! The article is almost as humorous as the photo.
Bonobo
(29,257 posts)nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)but humorous... I never came across a high elf, Those who were tripping on LSD usually spoke of demons though. And imagine the insurance call.
csziggy
(34,136 posts)"Even trying to call my insurance agency and tell them, they didn't even really know what category to put that in. It's so bizarre," she said.
http://katu.com/news/local/woman-describes-attack-by-self-identified-high-elf-11-19-2015
kwassa
(23,340 posts)Fun to drive, but maintenance and repair costs will drive you straight to hell.
TomCADem
(17,387 posts)nm
Android3.14
(5,402 posts)Bad Dog
(2,025 posts)He must have known something like this would have happened when he wrote The Silmarillion.
B Calm
(28,762 posts)Katashi_itto
(10,175 posts)Had three screaming Nazgul in the back. I had just gotten them from the babysitter.
Pulled to a stop and suddenly this High Elf comes out of nowhere.
Screaming at the top of his or her lungs -Elves all look alike to me. Anyway, he/she terrified the Nazgul, I will be spending a fortune on therapy now.
We signed a goddamn treaty after the fall of Sauron. Are we not safe?
We need a wall built around Mirkwood."
Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)NobodyHere
(2,810 posts)I believe he was going to call it "Birth of a Hobbit Nation"