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KamaAina

(78,249 posts)
Mon Apr 4, 2016, 02:50 PM Apr 2016

Colorado Republican: Fracking Can’t Cause Earthquakes Because That’s God’s Job

http://proudemocrat.com/2016/04/03/colorado-republican-fracking-cant-cause-earthquakes-because-thats-gods-job/

The Republican Women of Weld held a campaign forum for seven regressive U.S. Senate hopefuls in Colorado this week. In order to properly pander to the drilling industry in Weld County, all of the candidates took some shots at the Environmental Protection Agency.Rick Perry may not have been able to remember the EPA, but these aspiring Congressional speed-bumps do.

Peg Littleton and Tim Neville both want to cut funding to the agency. Defunding the EPA is popular with people who consider clean air and potable water an unnecessary concern. It’s expensive to siphon liquid dinosaurs from the ground, and energy barons need that money to stimulate the economy or something. Littleton also targeted critics of hydraulic fracturing, or fracking. Even though scientific evidence shows that fracking is likely causing earthquakes, she knows there isonly one way to really make the earth move.

There have been earthquakes long before we ever did fracking. Let’s be honest. You know God is kind of in control of those. And not by us drilling down in the ground and doing the fracking.

People developed cancer long before we invented cigarettes, therefore cigarettes cannot possibly cause cancer. This kind of flawless logic will help Littleton fit right in, should she get to join Mitch McConnell’s gang of representative layabouts. But what if God wants us to concentrate on cleaner, renewable energy and he is causing seismic activity around fracking sites to send the message? Nope. Darryl Glenn, knows that omnipotent deities hate trees and the people who hug them.


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Colorado Republican: Fracking Can’t Cause Earthquakes Because That’s God’s Job (Original Post) KamaAina Apr 2016 OP
... Jackie Wilson Said Apr 2016 #1
idiots abound Angry Dragon Apr 2016 #2
In the 21st Century, yet. silverweb Apr 2016 #3
+1 stage left Apr 2016 #6
That's the mind boggling part....in the 21st century, yet. SammyWinstonJack Apr 2016 #22
They are such idiots. stage left Apr 2016 #4
. HuckleB Apr 2016 #5
Also God's job to make tap water flammable, I guess. merrily Apr 2016 #7
JuanitaJean had fun with this one. hobbit709 Apr 2016 #8
In a sane world this man would be recalled. Baitball Blogger Apr 2016 #9
This man is a woman. KamaAina Apr 2016 #12
Wait...God is causing the earthquakes, because of fracking. As a warning. Rex Apr 2016 #10
Separation of church and state felix_numinous Apr 2016 #11
So then, why does god hate Oklahoma? mr clean Apr 2016 #13
Such staggering, blinding stupidity. Sinistrous Apr 2016 #14
Jesus wept. pressbox69 Apr 2016 #15
the plains are ripe for fracking.. right on top of the ogalalla aquifer too Viva_La_Revolution Apr 2016 #16
In a state where there is so much to be proud of, once I again I find myself embarrassed by one of world wide wally Apr 2016 #17
'clean air and potable water an obstacle to profit' ffr Apr 2016 #18
If that's true, then the 'problem' in Flint must have been that people still lived there Volaris Apr 2016 #23
"People drowned long before we ever had swimming pools" Warren DeMontague Apr 2016 #19
Or even water... Volaris Apr 2016 #24
If God didn't want us to look at porn, he wouldn't have invented the internet. Warren DeMontague Apr 2016 #25
God did it. Initech Apr 2016 #20
People die all the time... surrealAmerican Apr 2016 #21
Weld County is one strange place politically. PatrickforO Apr 2016 #26
Some are fucken stupid, abtuse, ignorant and likely on the take, words pale to describe these RKP5637 Apr 2016 #27
Humans can only perpetrate GOOD things Zambero Apr 2016 #28

merrily

(45,251 posts)
7. Also God's job to make tap water flammable, I guess.
Mon Apr 4, 2016, 03:00 PM
Apr 2016

Apparently, he's subcontracted the lion's share of both tasks to the frackers.

 

Rex

(65,616 posts)
10. Wait...God is causing the earthquakes, because of fracking. As a warning.
Mon Apr 4, 2016, 03:04 PM
Apr 2016

So they are going to ignore God's warnings? I thought these guys read God's books? I guess he needs to go back to lightning bolts.

Sinistrous

(4,249 posts)
14. Such staggering, blinding stupidity.
Mon Apr 4, 2016, 04:50 PM
Apr 2016

I'm not sure whether they are parodying a mockery or religion, or mocking a parody of religion.

world wide wally

(21,755 posts)
17. In a state where there is so much to be proud of, once I again I find myself embarrassed by one of
Mon Apr 4, 2016, 05:54 PM
Apr 2016

our local politicians.
Dipshits, all of them!

ffr

(22,672 posts)
18. 'clean air and potable water an obstacle to profit'
Mon Apr 4, 2016, 05:57 PM
Apr 2016

Fixed!

Ask any Republi the thing they value most in life and they''ll tell you, it's money. Because Capitalism can and will naturally solve any problem.

Volaris

(10,274 posts)
23. If that's true, then the 'problem' in Flint must have been that people still lived there
Mon Apr 4, 2016, 07:34 PM
Apr 2016

And OBVIOUSLY the solution was to kill them all off so they wouldn't live there any longer???

Volaris

(10,274 posts)
24. Or even water...
Mon Apr 4, 2016, 07:39 PM
Apr 2016

And man oh man, did that particular time on earth suck...walk out the house and BANG!---drowned from Too Much Air. We were so happy when God saved us by fixing that particular problem let me tell YOU.

fuck this loon. If she's in government now, let's send money to whoever is running against her. If she's not in government and WANTS to be,...same answer.

surrealAmerican

(11,364 posts)
21. People die all the time...
Mon Apr 4, 2016, 07:00 PM
Apr 2016

... I guess that means there's no point to ever charging someone with murder.

Is that really the argument here? These people are insane.

PatrickforO

(14,593 posts)
26. Weld County is one strange place politically.
Mon Apr 4, 2016, 08:37 PM
Apr 2016

They, along with many of the eastern plains rural counties, have gone into far right crazy land.

The Weld County commissioners actually wanted to secede from Colorado.

The rest of us kinda laughed.

But only kinda.

RKP5637

(67,112 posts)
27. Some are fucken stupid, abtuse, ignorant and likely on the take, words pale to describe these
Mon Apr 4, 2016, 08:39 PM
Apr 2016

ignoramuses.

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