Bullet Lodges In Florida Man's Testicles After Wife Shoots Him Over Extramarital Affair

[WhiteTara]

http://www.hngn.com/articles/194308/20160401/bullet-lodges-florida-mans-testicles-wife-shoots-over-alleged-extramarital.htm

One Florida man learned Wednesday that its best not to cheat on your wife after she shot him in the knee for the act and the bullet wound up becoming lodged in his testicles.

Well that's one way to make him keep it in his pants. A Florida man now has a bullet lodged in his testicle after his wife lost control and shot him during a confrontation about an alleged affair.

The wife, 60-year-old Victoria Reid, was arrested Wednesday evening in Rockledge and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and aggravated assault domestic violence.

Oh Florida man!

[Iliyah]

1. DAMN

[polly7]

2. Horrible.

I hope she's prosecuted just as she would be if she shot a stranger.

[leftofcool]

3. Balls of iron?

[gratuitous]

4. Good thing she had a gun

Otherwise this domestic dispute might have been resolved in a court of law or a marriage counselor's office, and nobody would have gotten shot.

[etherealtruth]

10. My thoughts exactly ... :-(

[Nye Bevan]

5. If a man shot his wife in the ovaries for cheating on him,

I have a feeling that the tone of this article and thread would be somewhat less lighthearted.

[MagickMuffin]

6. She didn't shoot him in the testicle, the bullet found its way there

bang bang!

[jpak]

23. God is not dead

[Warren DeMontague]

29. Yeah, she shot him in the kneecap.

Which im sure by itself is a walk in the fickin park.

[Major Nikon]

7. Not to mention blaming her for her own injury

So yeah, very telling that IPV is either a joke or a very serious matter depending on what plumbing the injured was born with. Some people also get a good belly laugh out of prison rape.

[Adsos Letter]

8. Ok...the testicle shot would be a downer...

But the knee? That is a deal breaker.

[jpak]

24. This is why god endowed man with 2

the number is 2, 2 is then number...

[B Calm]

9. She's 60, how old is her husband?

[lumberjack_jeff]

11. "Lost control"? n/t

[WhiteTara]

12. both mentally and physically! nt

[Demonaut]

13. one way to keep lead in your pencil

[FLPanhandle]

14. "The man's condition is not known."

Guy got shot in the knee and the bullet lodged in his balls. What the fuck kind of condition does anybody think he's in???

[climber3986]

15. i found the problem

Florida

[WhiteTara]

16. Florida man really gets around a lot of crazy situations

that's for sure!

[Ace Rothstein]

18. Florida has to be home to at least 50% of the odd stories that you read about in this country.

[malaise]

17. WTF????

Sorry

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. Sounds rather like poetic justice! n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

28. Really?

Because I wouldnt be rooting for any man who violently attacked his unfaithful wife.

Would you?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

30. I would not root for any man who did such a thing.

My response was meant as humor. Nothing more.

A bit of snark, if you will.

[Warren DeMontague]

31. But it wouldnt be very funny if it was a guy who shot his wife, would it?

In fact, there's a horrible story in GD right now about "honor killings".

Violence isnt funny, thats my point, even if it is "only" some guy's kneecap and/or nuts that are getting shot.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

32. I hear you. Enough already. I agree: violence isn't funny.

So just this time, I have a weird sense of humor.

[Warren DeMontague]

33. Believe me, im with you.

I have a pretty jaded sense of humor, to be sure.

[onethatcares]

20. imagine going to jail for

something stupid as this at 60 years old. time to mortgage the house for probation fees and bracelet charges and fees and court costs and all those other lovely things the system has in store for her..

[rufus dog]

21. Ok, best newscast ever

Thanksgiving day, late 70s or early 80s. Bill Close was this old anchor working for the CBS affiliate, wore bolo ties instead of a tie, looked like the newscaster on the Simpsons, but even older. Not sure why the lead anchor was working on Thanksgiving, he was a tad strange, but it became obvious that the rest of the crew would rather have been home.

He is reading a story which basically went, "A woman in Awatukee shot her estranged husband and another female in his home this morning. The man was shot in the thigh, the woman was shot in the cheek, (now at the point my cousins and I are howling, but the writer had one more line) only one shot was fired." The camera is shaking at this point, I'm sure the camera man was doing his best to maintain control, then old Bill gets a sick look on his face. No doubt someone was fired for that one.

[WhiteTara]

37. That is great! Thanks for the laugh.

[Kaleva]

22. Doubt the prosecutor will be able to find a jury willing to convict her.

My guess is that this will be plea bargained down to almost nothing.

[Initech]

25. Was she inspired by the Hateful Eight?

[PatrickforO]

26. Wow. Walking around with a third ball...whoops!

[Ghost Dog]

27. Well. So sad, guns an' all, but, come on, for fucks’ sake:

Blantant fucking I suppose feminist SEXISM here.

No joke.

[jonks2746]

34. Ouch.

That had to be extremely painful. Probably the worst place for a man to get shot in and not die.

[DawgHouse]

35. Terrible.

[So Far From Heaven]

36. Don't forget Lorena Bobbitt!!!! (nt)

[librechik]

38. that's the money shot n/t