April Fool's Day

[Aerows]

I have 3 things going. Coffee cabinet rigged to drop wads of paper when opened, bathroom drawer to snapped closed due to rubber bands, and the clothes set out to wear today are still on hangers but are turned inside out. Including the socks.

[Warren DeMontague]

1. "...and, I live alone"

j/k

[Aerows]

2. I live in a van down by the river.

Didn't you know that?

[Warren DeMontague]

3. that dude is missed, too.

No, I just thought it would be funny if you were setting out all these practical jokes on yourself. "Dammit! Who put the bands on the cabine--- oh, wait."

[Aerows]

5. He was a big guy

but he was surprising athletic despite his body. And downright acrobatic in some scenes.

Chris Farley

[Warren DeMontague]

6. Yeah, my wife and I were reminiscing about Gilda Radner the other night.

She was fuckin' brilliant. So many good ones, gone.

[GliderGuider]

4. Don't forget - this is a leap year.

As a result April Fool's day is on the 2nd.

[Aerows]

7. Did you know that

the word "naïve" never shows up in the Oxford dictionary because, at that time, it didn't possess the capacity to produce the diaeresis? In later years, they kept the absence of the diaeresis for the sake of tradition!