Oh My-Donald Trump responds to "Lyin Ted Cruz"

[DemocratSinceBirth]

I have no idea whether or not the cover story about Ted Cruz in this week’s issue of the National Enquirer is true or not, but I had absolutely nothing to do with it, did not know about it, and have not, as yet, read it.
Likewise, I have nothing to do with the National Enquirer and unlike Lyin’ Ted Cruz I do not surround myself with political hacks and henchman and then pretend total innocence. Ted Cruz’s problem with the National Enquirer is his and his alone, and while they were right about O.J. Simpson, John Edwards, and many others, I certainly hope they are not right about Lyin’ Ted Cruz.
I look forward to spending the week in Wisconsin, winning the Republican nomination and ultimately the Presidency in order to Make America Great Again.
- Donald J. Trump

[Loki]

1. Can we take bets on who will throw the first punch onstage?

[salinsky]

2. Just when you think it can't get any weirder, you see this ...

Cruz publically proclaiming that he has no desire to "copulate" with Trump.

[Else You Are Mad]

3. Cruz's best defense is..

just to say: "Why would any of those attractive women willingly have sex with this melting plastic face of mine?"

[NCjack]

4. That is actually a great defense. He could also add that he has the personality of

and the body odor of a bag of dog shit.